Spice Girls: Victoria Beckham’s Past It Double
THE Spice Girls are reforming and the Mirror spots them at the Dancing With The Stars show, USA.
“TOUR HAS BEEN TANGO’D,” says the paper. And we look at the pictures of Sporty, Posh, Baby and Geri and wonder that the paper is not being a little cruel. Granted Geri is a little gingery and her Poshness is a light vermillion. But tango?
As Mel B says: “We have this little tango section so we can show off our stuff. Me and Emma were quite obviously pleased to get that in.”
It may have escaped your notice that Mel B is in the American show and Emma was once a contestant on British Strictly Come Dancing.
You can imagine the frisson of excitement as Emma and Mel B look on, sleeves pulled taught over mouths as Posh is invited to stand chest-to-chest with Geri, snap her head and move her feet.
And what of that Posh chest? The Mail takes a look and wonders: “Are Posh’s assets going south?” Are Posh’s dance partners flying down to Rio, so to speak, or sliding off to Buenos Aires, home to the aforementioned Tango?
Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 29th, 2007 at 7:04 am
So, who needs a slap?
November 29th, 2007 at 5:48 am
Stupid, stupid, stupid. The Doc must have made a mistake. Ain’t nothin’ like the real thing baby.
November 29th, 2007 at 4:57 am
I play a parlour game called “Who needs a slap?” and VB is always my first suggestion. Everyone always agrees. This woman’s vanity and greed are beyond belief.
November 28th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Ah, obviously Victoria hasn’t looked in the bathroom mirror whilst cleaning her teeth yet. What a dreadful job-so fake, and they must be uncomfortable. I wonder what David thinks!!
November 28th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Here boobies are shockingly pert - so funny - one could possibly balance a saucer on them and have a little snack or two……maybe a cup of tea…..
When are men going to going the rage and start pumping her their jewels? Now that might be newsworthy!
November 28th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I think she looks ridiculous. (her breasts look ridiculous) I like natural and size does not matter.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Motorboat? If that means what I think it means, I guess she’s not my type.
November 28th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Am I the only one who would quite happy to ‘motorboat’ this lady?
November 28th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
She is such a fake! Omg get over yourself
November 28th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
The words ‘go’s South for the winter’ have true meaning in this case! Am I the only one who thought Geese did that?
November 28th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Oh my gosh, they look like upside down bowls and probably feel the same. Could be worse what if they were right side up. LOL Maybe she can get her money back.
November 28th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I’d call that a botched boob job. LOL