JR Shot Her: Britney Spears Is Pregnant
OVER in the US, In Touch Weekly magazine reports that Britney Spears is with child.
Not Preston or Jayden, obviously - Unfitney is a nickname earned by matters of recorded testimony.
Britney is with an embryonic Spears - an inner Spears.
The father is not K-Ferret but said to be one J.R. Rotem, a “record producer”.
When asked if it was true. JR replied “It’s true”.
So here’s to the world celebrating the arrival of a bald-headed, crying, spewing, demanding Spears.
And a baby…
Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 28th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
The U.S. is considering banning spanking - I think little BS is a tad spoiled and probably never heard the word no when growing up, let alone a little wack or two!
November 28th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
And don’t drop them…
November 28th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
How sad.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
She’ll keep having children until she learns how to do it right and then maybe the courts will allow her to keep at least one poor child…..do it right, like use a car seat, hold hands when you cross the street, not play in the pool without an adult present - just the little stuff!