Pizza Boss Colin Helsby’s Head For Business

COLIN Helsby has a head for business. He’s the Star’s “TATTOO NUT’S CHEESED OFF”.

That’s Colin’s head on the left. It’s not a livid birth mark but a tattoo he hoped would promote his pizza business.

Anyone who sets eyes on Colin’s head will think of mouth watering pizza, a delicious combo of orangey cheese, pink slices of something and little hairs.

It could not fail. But then it did. Mr Helsby’s business in Wales has crashed through lack of – get this – “dough”.

Mr Helsby is now back at his old job as a supermarket butcher. That’s him in the pork pie hat. Or is it..?

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Posted: 30th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink