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Santa Clause Is A Sex Mad Drug Addict

by | 6th, December 2007

santa.jpg THE two girls giving the Daily Star’s Santa CLaus something to rest his head upon may have long lusted for snowy-haired men.

Ever since gansta rappers introduced us to an alternative meaning of the word “ho”, the newspapers have been looking at Santa with a questioning eye. Is his traditional “Yo ho-ho” less a jolly cry than a spout of name calling or a prelude to a bout of kerb crawling?

Much may depend on how “Yo ho ho” is said. Is it a cheery “Yo-ho-ho”, a lively “Yo…ho-ho” or an attention demanding “Yo! Ho! Ho!”?

While that heated debate rages, we learn that Santa might be after more than a kiss from mummy and a mince pie. As the Star reports: “SEX-MAD SANTA ALWAYS BLOTTO.”

Readers may expert to hear a salacious and seasonal tale of a shopping mall Santa Claus getting drunk and

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