Firefighters Use Angle Grinder To Free Man’s Penis
TO the Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester where a man has got a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.
News is that the man faced amputation as the ring cut off his blood supply. What to do? Grease? A signed photo of Anthea Turner? Or two firefighters and a mini hand grinder?
No contest.
A thin sheet of metal (a Kitkat wrapper or some such household item) is placed around the middle-aged man’s penis to protect the skin while removing the ring, which seemed to have been cut off from the end of a pipe.
If you are the owner of the rest of the pipe, please get in touch…
Posted: 6th, December 2007 | In: Strange But True Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 7th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
No… it was all my fault. I hadn’t been checked for metal disease in a long time:
http://metaldisease.net/
December 7th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Cracker -Yes, it was on Blue Peter a couple of years ago. I think they still have some of the pipe. But they did warn you not to try it at home.
Silly man - what WAS he thinking of? If he’s into metal, why can’t he just have a bit of healthy bumping and grinding with a well-oiled robot like normal people?
December 7th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Mmmm - I once saw a programme about angle grinders and penises (or should that be penii?)
December 7th, 2007 at 12:36 am
Georgeous George back on the beat again. He will solve this man`s ring on his willie problem in a jiffy!
December 6th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
was the ‘mini hand grinder’ a member of the Thai Ladies National Ping Pong Team?
December 6th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
I had forgotten about the Anthea flambe - and signed, i think
December 6th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Did you actually mean singed pic of Anthea T? or signed, only you are bringing back memories I thought long buried of Anthea being set on fire by a motorbike as she sits on the back of a truck.
December 6th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
No, it’s certainly not my pipe, and any suggestion to the contrary is simply ludicrous!