YOU are John Darwin. You go missing. You are delcared dead. And then:
‘Missing’ canoeist John Darwin arrived in Panama in July, a neighbour who says she met him has told the BBC.
Patricia Centella de Lopez said he told her that he and his wife Anne planned to live in her apartment block for a year while they looked for a farm.
Earlier, Mr Darwin’s sons Anthony and Mark said they felt they were ‘the victims of a large scam’.
You get your photo taken and go house hunting…
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December 8th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Hear one of the sons has done a runner…where. Perhaps they all knew about it and it has all gone wrong because Father had a falling out!! lol
December 8th, 2007 at 8:05 am
The sons have suddenly gone very quiet, moving out of their flats, giving up their jobs, and now being incognito.
I think the police might want to take fairly long statements from them too.
And Mum is reported to be in the hands of a Tabloid.
Can a tabloid not be prosecuted for
1 Assisting Offender
2 Conspiracy to pervert the course of justice
But it is a fun story which distracts us from the true horrors of Christmas.
December 8th, 2007 at 1:20 am
Is the Darwin family related to Lord Lucan!
December 7th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
There’s a joke put up by Mrs T in the forums:
John Darwin walks into the Police station and says:
‘Thats the last time I go on holiday with the McCanns’
December 7th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I just love these people… amid all the doom and gloom in the news they brighten my day with their delusions and lack of foresight.
Wonder if she is really on her way back from Panama right now? And are the sons on their way out there?
Riveting stuff.
December 7th, 2007 at 11:15 am
They are priceless, these clowns, aren’t they.
Did they get the idea from Reggie Perrin, and think it would work.
Even John Stonehouse could make it last forever.
And the line “I can’t remember anything before 2000″ if one of the funniest ones for a long time. Luckily amateur crooks just do not do their homework.
The whole pont about real amnesia is not that you know you can’t remember anything, it is that your mind tells you that you CAN remember. It fills in the gaps with invented stuff, or facts from other dates, and it is only a person talking to you and interrogating you closely who realises that you are in fact suffering from amnesia.
Luckily they will have to pay back the whole of the Insurance money, and the Death in service grant, (how could he do that to his colleagues ?) and will live the rest of their stupid irrelevant lives being jeered and sniggered at.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:46 am
I do of course mean ‘indiscretion’.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:45 am
The Anne Darwin Award for Indescretion…..
she gave it all away (allegedly) when she spent ages on the work phone to the dead husband in the hearing of everyone. Fellow workers called the police and the surveillance began………..
Oh dear, and after so long.