Jordan Intruder Makes Katie Price Shake
“JORDAN STALKER TERROR,” says the Star.
How you read that headline is most likely dependent on how you view Jordan: with horror or a deep yearning. Is the stalker or Jordan being terrorised?
The news is that “busty” Katie Price is “still shaking with fright after a stalker tried to track her down to her bedroom”.
This is, then, not Jordan talking – that in-your-face face of Katie Andre/Price - but the real Katie Andre/Price, the person behind Jordan.
The fake Jordan may look like she has any number of men in her room of an evening, but the real Katie is quite different.
And she is scared. Rally scared. It seems that a man has gotten into the hotel room of her assistant. Says Katie to OK! magazine: “She woke up and she could smell cigarette smoke.
“She called out but he didn’t say anything so she called down to reception but the line went dead… They reckon somehow he knew I would have been in the room which is quite freaky.”
How the intruder knew this can, for now, only be guessed at. Celebrities are wont to use pseudonyms when staying in hotels. It is thought that to avoid being recognised most sign in as ‘Anthea Turner’, ‘Ross Kemp’ or ‘Laurence Llewelyn Bowen’.
Of course, Jordan already has a nom-de-celebrity and may have inadvertently mixed up Jordan, Katie Andre and Katie Price with her real Pollyanna…
Posted: 7th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 8th, 2007 at 9:32 am
methinks Jordan was a bit pissed off that Cerys and Marc came out of the jungle and took over the No 1 spot in nearly all the celeb mags along with the Spice Girls. And of course the dreaded ‘Katie and Peter’ chat show has bombed.
THINKS…. mmmm Kerry K did v. well out of her intruder, maybe give it a try?? whooppeedooo back on the front pages!
IMO allegedly of course!!!!!!! Maybe I just got out of bed the wrong side??
December 7th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
If I found myself in Jordans bedroom I fear I would raise a fuss screaming trying to get out!
As she probably would too!
December 7th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
My dear departed mum used to check every night for a man hiding under her bed (or in the wardrobe).
Poor auld soul never found one!
December 7th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
The Queen had a strange man who smoked in her bedroom, do you think its the same one?
Strange thought that the smoking gets a mention too, would it be more acceptable if intruders were non smokers, or ex smokers even