Microsoft’s New Santa Claus Has Been Very Bad
AFTER yesterday’s news that the real Santa Claus is a debauched, drug-crazed sex maniac, it is encouraging to note that Microsoft have embraced this authentic Santa.
As reported on Netweork World (we read it so you don;t have to) an artificial-intelligence Santa “bot” operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off message. Says Micro Santa: “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else….”
Says Microsoft: “Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agent’s automated script. We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent.”
Web users got wind of this Sata and logged on.
One person said “…..come on you like big hairy men - don’t hide it!” To which Santa responded, “I know, I know. I just hope you won’t get mad at me.”
Congratulations to Microsoft. As you know, the Santa we see in his red cloak and snowy beard is the product of the Coca Cola brand. Now finally all corporations can have their own Santas and take ownwership of the holiday.
Look out for News International’s Topless Santa, Wal-Mart’s Reduced Santa and Anroajk’s Santa in an Anorak, with flashing parts…
Posted: 7th, December 2007 | In: Strange But True Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 8th, 2007 at 10:53 am
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JuneJohnson Says:
December 7th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Message from the Lapland Guild of Kindness to Reindeer to Pitty
It was Santa wot dunnit, not us
Love from Rudolph,Prancer, Dancer, Donner and Blitzen and the gang
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Presumably the Reindeer will be making a special call on Stephen Cooney; 12 inch carrots aren’t easy to come by, you know…
December 7th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Message from the Lapland Guild of Kindness to Reindeer to Pitty
It was Santa wot dunnit, not us
Love from Rudolph,Prancer, Dancer, Donner and Blitzen and the gang
December 7th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Frankly, I find this report contrary to the true spirit of Christmas, which, as we all know, involves removing large sums of money from anyone with friends, relatives ,or an entry on Facebook.
Clearly Santa has been misrepresented by the Elves, whose responsibility it is to deal with all communications, oral or otherwise.
I would have asked you to take Pitty on Santa, but I see she already has…
December 7th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Inspector Gadget
Maybe Pitty could be santa’s leather clad little helper, she’d whip those reindeer into shape.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Oh my Santa has been very very naughty and I’m afraid it’s getting worse….but Pitty’s keeping his secret….sssshhhh…….
December 7th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Has Pitty been a good girl? She won’t get Santa’s phone number if she hasn’t been a very good girl…well, maybe if Santa’s been a very naughty Santa and lost Pitty’s number then … he might have been a BAD SANTA … over to you Inspector G …
December 7th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Pitty would like naughty Santa’s phone number -
December 7th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Flashing toggles, glittery balls, white pubes - the lot!
December 7th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
NOT flashing toggles? oh my!