Tired And Emotional Alan Davies Reaches Out To Homeless
“JONATHAN Creek chomped my ear,” says the Mirror. “CLASH!” “BITE!”
The truth is little less shocking as reader learn that Alan Davies, who plays Jonathan Creek on the telly, bit into the ear of one Paul McElfatrick, described as “jobless” and “homeless”.
The Mirror looks on and notes that Davies bit the man’s ear for full 13 seconds.
The build up to this celebrity eats man sensation follows hereunder. Mr Davies does all his own stunts.
The Scene: a pavement outside the Groucho club, London
Paul (Jimmy Nail): “Creek, Mr Creek…”
Davies (himself, approaching): “My name’s Alan. You know my name – Alan. What’s my name? It’s Alan.”
Alan – for that is his name - lunges forward and takes hold of Paul’s ear with his teeth.
Paul: “I’ve seen Alan on TV and he seems so mild mannered. He’s a bit of a mummy’s boy really with his sheepish grin and silly jokes. So when I felt his teeth around my ear I couldn’t believe it… You’d think an educated millionaire like him would have more decency.”
Onlooker: “Groucho guest usually know how to behave with more decorum.”
Davies: “I was very upset and emotional”.
And in keeping with Groucho club regulars, one would argue “tired”.
“The last thing I want is another negative story about ‘that obnoxious Jonathan Creek star.”
Indeed. So how about “Tired and Emotional Alan Sticks Tongue In Tramp’s Ear While Researching New Role As Celebrity Spokesman for Shelter”?
Better?
Posted: 11th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Why are we so fasinated by what celebs’ do off the TV? Alan is an excellent entertainer who as many before him is punished because his face and characters are well known. If Alan was any other member of Joe Public no one would be in the slightest bit interested. Why can’t we just let him get on with his own life off screen and entertain us on screen/stage/radio? Keep at it Alan - there are plenty of us who are normal enough not to get drawn into the rubbish that is reported!!
December 20th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Ok the truth is hard to fathom but believe me its give me more grief than i actually thought it would the Police want me to press charges im not a vindictive person but i think its a storm in a teacup amongst the homeless im asked if im gettin money just an aplogy would do for a start and im not what the papers say i am. What if i took abite on his ear would that be fair or drop the whole matter what if the shoe was on the other foot or mouth on other ear im sure he would be slamming me to get charged and perhaps even a spell inside…….. the choice is something i have to mull over as Christmas looms but mark the name its Irish and perhaps luck will be with me…. until the fifth of never….. Paul Mcelfatrick Esquire….. one can dream!
December 13th, 2007 at 10:09 am
ooh - bad temper and bad spelling!!
December 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
This guy is clearly trying to make some money out of the papers. I dont belevie it for a second. Im sure that had a tussle but most have done this. There is a photo of this so called tramp in the papars and his ear is fine. If alan had ‘chomped’ on it for ‘13 seconds’ then there would be signs on it. its a load of bollacks. For all you idiots who believe the crap that the tabloids print, wise up. Im sure he had a tussle and that isn’t right but still biting his ear- he is hardly mike tyson.
get real and use your brains you idiots.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:29 am
are people seriously suggesting that having had an “emotional day” is justification for biting the ear of a total stranger….? in that case, maybe Mike Tyson had just had an “emotional” day when he did something similar…? don’t remember the press being in forgiving mode on that occasion though…
and from what I read, Alan Davies wasn’t sorry at all, in fact he was having a laugh about it.
nice…
December 11th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
i dont care i still love him
December 11th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
I think that it is totally out of character and he seems sorry for what he has done.
Hes human at the end of the day just like everyone else - and he’d had an emotional day fueled by drink.
I think hes forgivable and hope others forgive him as I think hes a wonderful.
December 11th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
They say the homeless taste of lentils
December 11th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Or is “Mr Creek” just a brainless idiot?
December 11th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Do the homeless taste good or something?