Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Would Rather Not Go Naked
PETA has created a website and MySpace site to rubbish The Olsen twins.
Dubbed “The Trollsens”, Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen have committed the crime of wearing real fur.
Says Peta: “No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs.”
The MySpace site trills: ” Hi, we’re Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of 
someone’s family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever.”
Use celebrities to criticise celebrities…
And Pete should note that you don’t have to be celebrity to wear fur.
But you have to be a celebrity to tell the world that you’d rather go naked than wear fur in a Peta advert…
Posted: 11th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
