Scent On: The Smell Of Wayne Rooney
WAYNE Rooney is to offer you the chance to sell like Wayne Rooney.
Girlfriends and significant others can already smell like the fragrant Mrs Rooney, the scented Coleen McLoughlin.
Coleen X boats “a top note of sweet orange with a heart of marine accords and patchouli and a base of vanilla, amber and musk”.
Each morning, a team of odourlogists “press” Coleen’s bedding and trap the resultant tincture in a thimble. Then by a process known as “science” they add this and that to produce the smell that is Coleen.
What Wayne smells of we are uncertain. But can expect top notes of last night kebab and crushed nuts. “Wayne Rooney: Errr” arrives in bottle fashioned on a raised boot stud. Retails at £120,000-a-week, when available…
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