Gemma Atkinson Splits From Double Act
“GEMMA – BOOBS LAUNCH OWN CAREER,” announces the Star on its front page, words hung in yellow ink beside a shot of bikini-encased Gemma Atkinson.
As with all facts, the Anorak likes to look at things from another angle, and suggests the alternative headlines: “GEMMA BOOBS GO IT ALONE”, “GEMMA ATKINSON DROPPED BY BOOBS” and “WE’RE SICK OF CARRYING GEMMA – BOOBS SPEAK OUT”.
Gemma’s boobs will be appearing as Jordan in Puss In Boots at the Raymond Revue Bar, Soho
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January 4th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Mindblowingly gorgeous;
intelligent;
talented;
sophisticated;
and above all else a real person!
What more could a man ask for in a woman? The mind boggles….
December 15th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Look at that BRA ! Look at those EYES ! Look at those SHOULDERS ! Look at that BLONDE HAIR ! Look at those LIPS ! Look at those……………………..
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Control yerself John….
December 14th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Yes. She is first and foremost an actress, and a very good one too.
December 14th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
she is a woman
she has breasts
and that makes her famous?
am i missing something here?
December 14th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
she is a woman
she has breasts
and that makes her famous
am i missing something here?
December 14th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
A beautiful and intelligent girl who deserves better than shoddy treatment from the Daily Star rag!