
Amy Winehouse In Three Words Or Less
“AMY’S white Christmas,” says the Sun. And there is the seasonal picture of skinny chanteuse Amy Winehouse.
The Sun is keen not to waste the time of its busy readers and finds a way to talk about Winehouse in as few words as possible.
The paper’s aforementioned headline uses just three words to deliver the daily Winehouse story, a Christmas angle and a hint of cocaine.
The only thing missing is that Winehouse is considering hosting a party over the holiday season. It will be raunchy affair, says a source. So look out for headlines “Amy’s White Xmas” and the still more sensational “Amy’s White XXXmas”…
Posted: 14th, December 2007 | In: Broadsheets Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 16th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
6 the watcher
Aww diddums, boo hoo. If they don’t like the media attention they shouldn’t have gone into such a high profile career. They’re quick enough into the spotlight when they’ve a book, film or record to promote. They know the rules of the game & can’t complain. I just wish we had some talented people to read about, not these idiots.
December 14th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
oh how you allow yourselves to be brainwashed by the media.
i find it so funny
so pete doherty and aimee winehouse are really bad people it says so every day in the tabloids so you just repeat that in conversation as fact . its in the paper so it must be true ?
just like marilyn manson is a devil worshiping nazi freak you all know that because the tabloids tell you so its true - right ?
well i have met marilyn manson several times and he is a very intelligent and friendly person.
imagine for a moment what your life would be like if the tabloids were suddenly interested in you.
you are shopping for a birthday party and are photographed leaving a supermarket with a trolly full of booze next days headline ******’s alcohol shame .
you meet a female workmate for coffee to talk about a project on parting she gives you an inocent hug- next days headline ******* in secret affair
i have a lot of friends who are celebs bands and singers.
i know them and spend time with them
they are nice ordinary people and when i see the stuff written in the tabloids about them i just laugh.
its all a huge lie
but you buy the lie every day
ha ha ha
December 14th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Hi David…….she and her husband are a waste of oxygen? I couldn`t agree more.Add Pete Doherty,Daniela thicko Lloyd,Paris Hilton, Kate goldfish brain Moss, Niaomi Ego Campbell, and many others too, and throw them all on a desert Island where they can BORE each other to death.
Regards from Brazil,
JOHN
December 14th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Hi Anonymous, that used to be my kind of party too.
Not these days!
The brainache sets in much quicker than it used too I find.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
My kind of party,if i can’t make it? Have a good one!
December 14th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I’m confused, if there was a story in our local paper about me having a Christmas drug bash and pictures of me wandering around with white powder on my nose I cant imagine that I wouldn’t get a yuletide visit from our friendly local police. Large, heavily armed, shaven headed men would be kicking down my door and not singing carols!
What exactly do you have to do to get busted in Britain these days? Does she have to go and start handing it out to kids outside a school? Stop in to her local police station with a few grams and ask them if they want to get high? What???
Does being famous excuse everything?
Some time spent locked up and freaking out in a police cell would do her a power of good. Well maybe it would, with her you never know.
So she’s going to clean up to perform at the Grammies? What then, back to her usual antics?
She, and her husband, are a waste of oxygen.
December 14th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Hi Anorak/AGW/June,
I am writing here to tell you that I cannot write letters normally on the forum. When I enter my name and password nothing is happening.I have tried a least a dozen times and so am using this way to contact you.
Is there a reason why this is happening? Can you help?
Thank you.
JOHN in Brazil
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Mods and Admin
Hi John, will fwd this to Nick,no reason at all that I am aware of. JJ