Ashley Cole Shall Not be Moved
GOOD news for Chelsea’s Ashley Cole.
After yesterday’s “Cole in V-Sign row” (Express), “Ash in dock” (Star) , “V-sign Cole is facing FA rap” (Sun), Cole “gestures” to Arsenal fans (Guardian), the evocative “FA may finger Cole over gesture” (Mail) and the Mirror, Independent and Telegraph all publishing pictures of Cole giving a two-fingered salute to the crowd, the Times says the England player will not be punished.
Why? “Because there are no moving pictures of the incident.”
The Anorak urges the FA to solve this matter by lining up the newspaper images and flicking through them rapidly by way of finger and thumb, so enabling Cole to move, or transfer, as Cole might call it…
Posted: 18th, December 2007 | In: Back pages Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 18th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Actually, lack of recorded visual evidence can be handy sometimes. It enabled me to take my revenge, behind the referees back, on several occasions during my rugby playing days.