Victoria Beckham Is David’s Little Helper

VICTORIA Beckham and her David are very, very, very, very much in love. Okaaaay!

As 14 notes: “Posh Elf sinks her sharply spiked elf boots into the smooth firm soil atop the Great White Bulge to prevent it from rising whenever another elf wanders too close.

Although the Posh Elf has a strict policy of never sharing The Bulge with others, she does invite eager photographers to swing by and take photos of the awe-inspiring natural phenomenon.

She delights in dangling it in front of others while boasting and braying about its large size, “it’s a huge one…it’s like a tractor exhaust pipe.” The Great White Bulge isn’t as faithful as Yellowstone’s famous geyser, and this causes the Posh Elf to devote even more vigilance toward her guarding duties.

Pic and reporting: 14 

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Posted: 18th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink