YOU can pick your friends. In Hollywood you can pick your teeth, your nose and even your buttocks.
And as Angelina Jolie and Madonna have shown, you can even pick your children.
But you cannot control how things will turn out. Teeth blacken. Hair plugs shrink. Children fill out.
And on first sight a person here at Anorak Towers did observe Cher’s statuesque daughter and opine “So that’s what she did with the spare bits”.
The Enquirer observes that Chastity weighs 23st 3lbs, “the same weight as the average female grizzly bear”, also called Chastity.
Says a source: “Cher loves Chas and wants to save her from digging her own grave with a knife and fork.”
We could say that the exercise would do her good. It would be no small thing to excavate an area large enough to encase the Cher offspring.
But we return to our original premise about celebrities picking things they hope best reflect them. And how not everything can be controlled…
Posted: 18th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 20th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I have no gripe at all with Cher, consumate professional and great music, but even if she is the best mother in the world it must be so hard for her daughter to be constantly compared to her.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
I think you cannot blame CHER for chastity being over-weight. Chastity was on a TV progran where the contestants would be weighed in every week and given a certain amount of pounds to lose in that week. She did ok and it looked like when she was being weighed every week she would do ok. I guess after the show was finished for the season she went back to eating rich foods again. She is old enough to take the responsibility for her actions, and not her mother, CHER. I think CHER is a good mother and had a rough life at a young age, and did her best to make it in her career, and give chastity everything, we as parents, like to give their children everything that they as parents never had. In my eyes i love CHER and would give anything to see her in person, and give her a BIG hug. Thats my view, henry penta donjohn2@verizon.net
December 19th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
“The Enquirer observes that Chastity weighs 23st 3lbs, “the same weight as the average female grizzly bear”, ….
Er well, not really. A female grizzly is more likely to be around 70 to 80 stone and stand 7 to 8 feet high. If poor Chastity is that big she’s really in trouble.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Imagine having Cher as a mother… Cher, the sex symbol of the world!
So what do you do in that situation? you declare to the world that you’re a lesbian and comfort eat to explosion point.
Also a lesson there in NOT giving your kids daft descriptive names they may not live up to.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Poor Chastity - what else can she do? She has to live up to her name - and eating is her favored outlet for pent up sexual energy - maybe she should take up a sport - like learning to use a bull whip - then at least when she’s uptight she won’t be gaining weight -
Again, poor poor Chasity - must be terrible trying to fit into her mother’s shadow - or not!