“BRITISH nuns have vowed to save troubled Britney Spears.”
The news gets only more fantastic when the Daily Star says that these nuns have chosen “us to be the angels of deliverance by passing on the message”.
The “us” are the Star’s “THE goss girls”, who readers might expect to illustrate this news dressed up as naughty nuns, Hen Night angels and Britney Spears in her schoolgirl years.
They don’t. But they might…
Posted: 19th, December 2007 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 19th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
i think they need tom cruise to save her, but wait he is crazy to so they ought to get along.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
The nuns should work on saving Britney’s children - they will probably have better
success!
December 19th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
No’ it’s a great idea, nuns are tough as old boots, they’ll sort her out - think: Woopi Goldberg and Sister Act
December 19th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
I don’t think that’s a good idea. It’s more likely Britney will save the Nuns.