Comments on: Only Muslims Can Use The Word Allah http://www.anorak.co.uk/178852/twitterings/only-muslims-can-use-the-word-allah.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:57:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Dag http://www.anorak.co.uk/178852/twitterings/only-muslims-can-use-the-word-allah.html/comment-page-1#comment-167761 Dag Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:54:43 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/twitterings/178852.html#comment-167761 Yes, we are aware of this controversy even here in Vancouver, Canada; but we didn't take it kneeling down: I am personally leading a campaign to ensure that no Muslim is allowed to use the name Coca Cola. Yes, it is true that Muslims invented Coca Cola thousands of years ago, but Coke is a Christian icon, as we all know, that is misused by Muslims to further jihad against us; therefore, it is only just and reasonable that Muslims forever and anon forego the further use of, and even the infidel imbibing of, Coca Cola. I pronounce this a fatwa, a thinwa, a deathwa, and not to forget the important things in life, I pronounce this a dagwa. Dagwa! It's the real thing. (For Americans, of course, it's the real "thang.") Yes, we are aware of this controversy even here in Vancouver, Canada; but we didn’t take it kneeling down: I am personally leading a campaign to ensure that no Muslim is allowed to use the name Coca Cola. Yes, it is true that Muslims invented Coca Cola thousands of years ago, but Coke is a Christian icon, as we all know, that is misused by Muslims to further jihad against us; therefore, it is only just and reasonable that Muslims forever and anon forego the further use of, and even the infidel imbibing of, Coca Cola.

I pronounce this a fatwa, a thinwa, a deathwa, and not to forget the important things in life, I pronounce this a dagwa.

Dagwa! It’s the real thing. (For Americans, of course, it’s the real “thang.”)

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