Newspaper Headlines Of The Year

WHILE other newspapers produce their reviews of the year, so giving their staff a few days off as repeats are aired, the Mail attempts to distill a year’s worth of news into a single headline.

No easy thing, you’d imagine.

But alongside a picture of Madeleine McCann, the front-page headline reads: “Record spate of unwanted pregnancies feared after reckless teenage drinking – NEW YEAR BINGERS’ ABORTION LEGACY.”

Pictures of drunken young females coming soon…

OTHER headlines of the year:

DAILY EXPRESS: “MADELEINE: The Princess Diana I Knew”

DAILY MAIL: “PLAY OUR NEW MRSA SUDOKU GAME”

DAILY STAR: “HE TREATED ME LIKE A PIECE OPF MEAT – Sexsational Pictures inside”

DAILY MIRROR: “GORDON BROWN – A PRAYER FOR EVERY READER”

SUN: “NOW EU BAN BRITISH ROASTS – Footballers Steamed Up”

GUARDIAN: “QUEEN MOTHER WAS AMERICAN SPY”

INDEPENDENT: “WEAR A VEST TO BEAT GLOBAL WARMING AND SAVE THE ARCTIC MARMOSET”

DAILY TELEGRAPH: “Binge drinkers breast cancer link - Are you at risk? Picures of cleavages with appropriate warning rating

TIMES: “DAVID BECKHAM – ‘I’M BACKING OBAMA’”

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Posted: 31st, December 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink