How To Get Danielle Lloyd’s Body
DANIELLE Lloyd is on the Star’s front page. She is wearing a pair of knickers with “miow” (Japanese for ‘kick me) writ in diamante across the rear.
She is holding her breasts, which for added security are restrained within a black net.
You can look. But you cannot have. Danielle’s breasts are going nowhere. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Although Danielle appears concerned and would be well advised to have her chests personalised, perhaps autographed with the legend “Property Of Dani” or sprayed a signature orange.
“DANI – How to have my body in just 7 days,” says the front-page teaser/offers.
Want to know how you can have Danielle’s body? You can buy Danielle’s keep-fit DVD, stand in line at the surgery or become a professional footballer by next Monday…
Posted: 7th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 9th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
This young lady is either very beautiful, or she works with great photographers. She really inspires the latent soccer player in all of us. Rule, Britannia.