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South Africa’s Dumbest Criminal

by | 9th, January 2008

A MAN walks into a police station in Pretoria, South Africa.

He says he has been held up at gunpoint by a gang who had stolen his mobile phone.

The detective dials the number of the stolen mobile. Ring. Ring. It is in the man’s pocket.

“The shock left him speechless for a few minutes,” says police spokesman Eugene Opperman. The man was arrested for “perjury”.

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