Kerry Katona Heads To The Hills

FINDING ways to add yet more appeal to Kerry Katona is no easy thing. But the Star says Kamp Kerry can hit upon a wheeze: get to her speak German.

Kerry has taken ownership of an Alsatian dog called Kai.

The Star has a picture of the hound snarling at a man dressed in a padded suit in manmade fibres. Given his fashion and position, he may well be the German trainer who “barks out” commands in German, the only language this dog, or indeed any other kind of large angry dog understands.

So say “Knob Off, Kerry” and “Guten Tag, Kerry”.

And with Kerry’s new linguistic skills will surely come great fame, either as the “New David Hasselhoff” or the star of Der Ton von Musik Zwei, in which the singer and her dog make sure their is only one celebrity act and her kids in town…

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Posted: 9th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kerry Katona, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink