Keeley Hazell Supports Nelson’s Column

“IN Trafalgar pair,” the Sun joins the debate on what should stand atop the spare plinth on Trafalgar Square.

While “arts chiefs” scratch their heads and rub their chins, the Sun positions Keeley Hazel on the vacant site.

Oddly, Keely’s views on the matter are not know, her relocation from drafty photographers studio to public exhibit done by popular demand.

But what of the alternatives to Keeley’s flesh and flesh Britannia? A visit to the Fourth Plinth website reveals:

Tracey Emin’s “Something for the Future” - For some years Tracey Emin has been interested in the social behaviour of meerkats, small mammals that live together in an egalitarian order in the Kalahari Desert, southern Africa. She has noticed that ‘whenever Britain is in crisis or, as a nation, is experiencing sadness and loss (for example, after Princess Diana’s funeral), the next programme on television is Meerkats United’. Emin proposes to place a sculpture of a small group of meerkats on the empty plinth as a symbol of unity and safety”

As you were, Keeley…

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