Buy And Cell: Man Smuggles Ball Gowns Into Prison

TO Everthorpe Prison, East Yorkshire, where a delivery is being made.

A person on the outside is carrying a ladder. He is using it to conquer a 20ft perimeter wall. In his hand he carries a large bag.

And in the bag are knickers, ball gown, drugs and mobile phones. Prison currency.

He climbs the wall. And then hauls up the ladder to climb down on the other side. He walks with the ladder across the yard. He props the ladder against cell windows and makes his deliveries.

Says prison governor Gary Monaghan: “As a result of intelligence relating to the smuggling of drugs and other contraband, staff at Everthorpe initiated a dynamic investigation which led to the identification of the prisoner involved.”

Intelligence. Dynamic. The sound of a lilting music and voice simpering, “Why, Mr Hardnose, I’m really not that kind of a girl”…

Anorak

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