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Madeleine McCann: Kelsey Lynn Kudia For Hire, Paris Hilton And Propaganda

by | 11th, January 2008

kelsey-lynn-kudia.jpg MADDYWATCH Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann

THE SUN front page: “’MADDIE’ FOR HIRE”

Tonight Kelsey Lynn Kudia is Madeleine McCann. Kelsey looks likes Madeleine McCann. She’s not in Morocco . She;s nopt  Bouchra Benaissa . She not in Malta. But for the right fee she might be. Kelsey is a working Madeleine McCann double

Pages 4 and 5: “The boss of a lookalike agency who hopes to make a fortune out of a little Madeleine McCann double said last night: ‘It’s not sinister it’s entertainment’. Shona Adams reckons three-year-old Kelsey Lynn Kudla’s similarity to missing Maddie could earn her £9MILLION for starring in a proposed feature film about the vanished tot”

Well, someone would have to play the missing child, unless she is found alive and well…

Says Shona, owner of London’s Juliet Adams Model Agency: “If the film about Madeleine is ever made, then the world is Kelsey’s oyster. If someone like Steven Spielberg made it, she could make £9million easily of which I’d take 20 per cent. She will become a name in her own right and make it as a child model or actress because she’s got her foot in the door”

Just when you thought it was safe to holiday in Portugal…Dum-dum… 

Of course, great acting careers have begun with less. Didn’t Tom Hanks play the baby in a Cry In The Dark ?

She continues: “And from there, her earning potential is limitless. It’s not sinister. And if the McCanns are upset, there’s nothing they can do because it’s a democracy. I wouldn’t back away from it because, if a film is being made, then it’s entertainment”

Kate and Gerry McCann are “doctors”.

Says Shona: “I wouldn’t put Kelsey in a position of doing anything bad taste”

SLAP IN FACE FOR McCANNS: Sun columnist Lorraine Kelly says: “It makes you recoil to think a lookalike agency would have a Madeleine on their books alongside someone who looks like Jack Nicholson or Paris Hilton”

Whatever could she mean? Neither Nicolson nor Hilton were available to defend themselves…

DAILY EXPRESS : “The Madeleine lookalike on hire for £600 an hour”

Do you want to get your resort or country in the papers? Hire Kelsey to be a “Madeleine” and attract the world’s media to your locale as she is spotted time and time again

Kelsey is American

“PARENTS trying to ‘distract’ police

A source “close to the official police” investigation says: “Who do the McCanns think they are? The discovery of new witnesses in the last few weeks lead the authorities to believe they are at war with a gigantic propaganda machine. The McCanns have some very powerful people on their side millionaires , celebrities , even politicians

Says Robert Murat’s lawyer: “Robert Murat does not have millionaires supporting him, nor campaign funds.

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