Madeleine McCann: Kelsey Lynn Kudia For Hire, Paris Hilton And Propaganda
MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
THE SUN front page: “’MADDIE’ FOR HIRE”
Tonight Kelsey Lynn Kudia is Madeleine McCann. Kelsey looks likes Madeleine McCann. She’s not in Morocco. She;s nopt Bouchra Benaissa. She not in Malta. But for the right fee she might be. Kelsey is a working Madeleine McCann double
Pages 4 and 5: “The boss of a lookalike agency who hopes to make a fortune out of a little Madeleine McCann double said last night: ‘It’s not sinister – it’s entertainment’. Shona Adams reckons three-year-old Kelsey Lynn Kudla’s similarity to missing Maddie could earn her £9MILLION for starring in a proposed feature film about the vanished tot”
Well, someone would have to play the missing child, unless she is found alive and well…
Says Shona, owner of London’s Juliet Adams Model Agency: “If the film about Madeleine is ever made, then the world is Kelsey’s oyster. If someone like Steven Spielberg made it, she could make £9million easily – of which I’d take 20 per cent. She will become a name in her own right and make it as a child model or actress because she’s got her foot in the door”
Just when you thought it was safe to holiday in Portugal…Dum-dum…
Of course, great acting careers have begun with less. Didn’t Tom Hanks play the baby in a Cry In The Dark?
She continues: “And from there, her earning potential is limitless. It’s not sinister. And if the McCanns are upset, there’s nothing they can do because it’s a democracy. I wouldn’t back away from it because, if a film is being made, then it’s entertainment”
Kate and Gerry McCann are “doctors”.
Says Shona: “I wouldn’t put Kelsey in a position of doing anything bad taste”
SLAP IN FACE FOR McCANNS: Sun columnist Lorraine Kelly says: “It makes you recoil to think a lookalike agency would have a Madeleine on their books alongside someone who looks like Jack Nicholson or Paris Hilton”
Whatever could she mean? Neither Nicolson nor Hilton were available to defend themselves…
DAILY EXPRESS: “The Madeleine lookalike on hire for £600 an hour”
Do you want to get your resort or country in the papers? Hire Kelsey to be a “Madeleine” and attract the world’s media to your locale as she is spotted time and time again
Kelsey is American
“PARENTS trying to ‘distract’ police
A source “close to the official police” investigation says: “Who do the McCanns think they are? The discovery of new witnesses in the last few weeks lead the authorities to believe they are at war with a gigantic propaganda machine. The McCanns have some very powerful people on their side - millionaires, celebrities, even politicians”
Says Robert Murat’s lawyer: “Robert Murat does not have millionaires supporting him, nor campaign funds. “He just wants to see his name cleared in this case as he has nothing to do with Madeleine’s disappearance, despite every day people emerging trying to forcibly incriminate him”
DAILY STAR front page: “MADDIE – The £600 an hour lookalike”
Page 7: “MADDIE DOUBLE FOR HIRE”
“A sick mother is touting her daughter as a £600-an-hour Madeleine McCann lookalike,” says the paper, amid adverts for “adult fantasies”, “nasty sex” and FILTH”
She is an “unnamed American girl” - see the Sun above
Says Clarence Mitchell: “This is an offensive way to make money out of Madeleine’s disappearance. This is deeply offensive to parents Kate and Gerry”
MADDIE: THE MOVIE: “Yesterday, Channel 4’s head of documentaries Angus Macqueen said he had attended a meeting with the McCanns’ representatives to discuss a movie. He tells us: “Of course we are interested in making a film about this compelling story. We have a history of making quality films about crime matters”
That’s entertainment: “Meanwhile, producers of US psychic TV show Haunting Evidence have been in Praia da Luz planning their own show about Madeleine’s disappearance”
DAILY MAIL: “McCanns are ready to sack detective agency”
Says a source: “We will carry on the search for Madeleine, but not necessarily with Metodo 3. We are stuck with them to the end of the contracted period. The question of whether it is renewed or not has still to be decided. They have faced not having their contract renewed every since Francisco shot his mouth off… It was made clear what they were doing was foolish and unhelpful”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “US TV psychics join hunt for Madeleine McCann”
“Three clairvoyants from the hit show will travel to Praia da Luz in a bid to find the missing four-year-old”
Come in Madeleine…
Kate and Gerry McCanns have received “1,500” offers from psychics hoping to find Madeleine. Like the Psychic Barber…
Says Clarence Mitchell: “We did receive an offer and chose on this occasion not to respond. We are grateful for any assistance they bring to bear in the hunt for finding Madeleine. We thank them for their concern and any demonstrably checkable fact is passed on to the police or the private detective agency”
Tune and pick up into Madeleine on the telly…
Madeleine McCann: the entertainment, speculation and lookalikes…
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January 11th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Old Smuddy is home now so I won’t be back Wednesday. Missing you already. x G x
January 11th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
1021…RedRooster
Sad isn’t it ?
January 11th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
1006 Batman
Our Dutch friend in Spain (that runs a bar) says that the other half looks the spit of Tommy Lee Jones. Our bar bills (quite a lot of them!) even say Tommy Lee. However he is not too impressed as he thinks, quote, ”he’s an ugly bastard”!!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
How about, for a bit of fun, I have a go at defending the Holy ones?
January 11th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
nite
nite
carmen
fender strato alooso in email
January 11th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
1012…Totje
ALL THIS SHOUTING IS MAKING ME DEAF.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
1008 what can you do? Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?
January 11th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
1008 veritablequandary
am personally barred from a certain electrical shop in Germany where I tried to use hand language to explain what I wanted - which was a two pronged plug.
I quickly learned the appropriate word, and it wasn’t the one the shopkeeper said to me!!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
1010
Batman Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
1005 RedRooster
Sadly cannot fill you in at all. Just joined the forum myself. Am actually getting to saturation point with it all. But still like to see the reactions when cages are rattled loudly.
For the life of me I cannot understand why anyone would try to defend the fragrant ones. But thoroughly enjoy their attempts
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im yet to see a half decent attempt to defend the fragrant ones. They come, they rant, they go and never seem to be able to convince themselves alone anyone else
mind you it would be boring without there pathetic attempts dont you think 
January 11th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
1017…Batman
Mind you, I think that his knowing of that other person involved in the
Nuclear Business…is it G Brown’s brother ?….may have had more bearing
re Brown.
The relationship rather than the Position is the key I think.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
1015…the watcher
You got it in one. Congratulations.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
1008
veritablequandary
January 11th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
1011 Matt
I believe he was invited to be chairman but didn’t want to deprive other people of the chance to make their mark. That is our G all over - always humble and thinking of how he can help others.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
1008
:tears:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
OH I SEE
ITS OK TO MAKE REPULSIVE COMMENTS OF A SEXUAL NATURE ABOUT KATE MCCANN
BUT ITS DEEMED OFFENSIVE TO WRITE IN CAPITALS
January 11th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
1007
Totje Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
996
RedRooster,
Did you put the wine cold as I asked you? Long long ago…
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indeed chilled to perfection as requested my dear totje
by the way where sludgy and garfy anybody know 
January 11th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Evening Ade. Let me top you up there. Seems you have not had enough Doom Bars yet and could go with a little glasseen of wine.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
1002
Fair,
I hope she’s got a computer and internet over there too. May be she’s lurking?
Lets shout : RATIONALIST, PLEASE COME BACK, WE MISS YOU!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
1004…Batman
The Nuclear relationship was exaggerated by many.
Dr G P is but a member of a Medical Committee re it.
If he were the Chairman of that Committee…I might take more notice
of it’s importance in this case.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
1005 RedRooster
Sadly cannot fill you in at all. Just joined the forum myself. Am actually getting to saturation point with it all. But still like to see the reactions when cages are rattled loudly.
For the life of me I cannot understand why anyone would try to defend the fragrant ones. But thoroughly enjoy their attempts!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
carmen
so cherry red or wot?
erm hic
January 11th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
981 Gloria Smudd Says:
My Dutch mother-in-law’s english was good but her pronunciation could be hilarious and Old Smuddy has fond memories of being sent off on his first camping holiday with his mum shouting from the back door: “‘Arre yoo shhoore you hev oooorll yoor tampax?”(Are you sure you have all your tent pegs?”)
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reminds me of going into a store and asking for thumbtacks and being understood as asking for tampax . . . and then being asked if I wanted the kind pushed in with a finger or driven in with a hammer
January 11th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
996
RedRooster,
Did you put the wine cold as I asked you? Long long ago…
January 11th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Heard that Tommy Lee Jones has been retained to play Amaral.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
1000
Batman Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
996 RedRooster
Cheers. Enjoying a cheeky little Reisling myself (much under-rated wine imho). The Watcher is SHOUTING A LOT - but otherwise sounds remarkably like someone else!!!
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hi there batman, to be honest i cant be bothered to read the watcher as it appears to do nothing but shout, you or anyone couldnt fill me in as to the jist of what all the rantings been about could you
January 11th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
998 Matt
Well what can we expect from greasy sardine crunching dagos.
Does that mean that G will not be able to meet all the stars and Steven Spielberg himself?
Don’t despair - quick phone call or two to a couple of his pals and everything will be fine.
Won’t it?
Bit of a pain that the decision about nuclear power stations has been made.
Does that mean that our G is not as critical to Gordie as he believed…
January 11th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
995
Fair,
You should blame it on the telly [and my sis in law]
January 11th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
993 Totje
Yes i remember her saying she was from OZ etc but I thought she said that she was only going back for a couple of weeks. Dunno, I am probably wrong! May not see her for yonks?
January 11th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Well b*gger me. Must have the shakes already - ‘cus of that double posting. Either that or Mods and Admin just want me to enjoy having the honour of Post 1000.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
996 RedRooster
Cheers. Enjoying a cheeky little Reisling myself (much under-rated wine imho). The Watcher is SHOUTING A LOT - but otherwise sounds remarkably like someone else!!!