Madeleine McCann: Kelsey Lynn Kudia For Hire, Paris Hilton And Propaganda
MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
THE SUN front page: “’MADDIE’ FOR HIRE”
Tonight Kelsey Lynn Kudia is Madeleine McCann. Kelsey looks likes Madeleine McCann. She’s not in Morocco. She;s nopt Bouchra Benaissa. She not in Malta. But for the right fee she might be. Kelsey is a working Madeleine McCann double
Pages 4 and 5: “The boss of a lookalike agency who hopes to make a fortune out of a little Madeleine McCann double said last night: ‘It’s not sinister – it’s entertainment’. Shona Adams reckons three-year-old Kelsey Lynn Kudla’s similarity to missing Maddie could earn her £9MILLION for starring in a proposed feature film about the vanished tot”
Well, someone would have to play the missing child, unless she is found alive and well…
Says Shona, owner of London’s Juliet Adams Model Agency: “If the film about Madeleine is ever made, then the world is Kelsey’s oyster. If someone like Steven Spielberg made it, she could make £9million easily – of which I’d take 20 per cent. She will become a name in her own right and make it as a child model or actress because she’s got her foot in the door”
Just when you thought it was safe to holiday in Portugal…Dum-dum…
Of course, great acting careers have begun with less. Didn’t Tom Hanks play the baby in a Cry In The Dark?
She continues: “And from there, her earning potential is limitless. It’s not sinister. And if the McCanns are upset, there’s nothing they can do because it’s a democracy. I wouldn’t back away from it because, if a film is being made, then it’s entertainment”
Kate and Gerry McCann are “doctors”.
Says Shona: “I wouldn’t put Kelsey in a position of doing anything bad taste”
SLAP IN FACE FOR McCANNS: Sun columnist Lorraine Kelly says: “It makes you recoil to think a lookalike agency would have a Madeleine on their books alongside someone who looks like Jack Nicholson or Paris Hilton”
Whatever could she mean? Neither Nicolson nor Hilton were available to defend themselves…
DAILY EXPRESS: “The Madeleine lookalike on hire for £600 an hour”
Do you want to get your resort or country in the papers? Hire Kelsey to be a “Madeleine” and attract the world’s media to your locale as she is spotted time and time again
Kelsey is American
“PARENTS trying to ‘distract’ police
A source “close to the official police” investigation says: “Who do the McCanns think they are? The discovery of new witnesses in the last few weeks lead the authorities to believe they are at war with a gigantic propaganda machine. The McCanns have some very powerful people on their side - millionaires, celebrities, even politicians”
Says Robert Murat’s lawyer: “Robert Murat does not have millionaires supporting him, nor campaign funds. “He just wants to see his name cleared in this case as he has nothing to do with Madeleine’s disappearance, despite every day people emerging trying to forcibly incriminate him”
DAILY STAR front page: “MADDIE – The £600 an hour lookalike”
Page 7: “MADDIE DOUBLE FOR HIRE”
“A sick mother is touting her daughter as a £600-an-hour Madeleine McCann lookalike,” says the paper, amid adverts for “adult fantasies”, “nasty sex” and FILTH”
She is an “unnamed American girl” - see the Sun above
Says Clarence Mitchell: “This is an offensive way to make money out of Madeleine’s disappearance. This is deeply offensive to parents Kate and Gerry”
MADDIE: THE MOVIE: “Yesterday, Channel 4’s head of documentaries Angus Macqueen said he had attended a meeting with the McCanns’ representatives to discuss a movie. He tells us: “Of course we are interested in making a film about this compelling story. We have a history of making quality films about crime matters”
That’s entertainment: “Meanwhile, producers of US psychic TV show Haunting Evidence have been in Praia da Luz planning their own show about Madeleine’s disappearance”
DAILY MAIL: “McCanns are ready to sack detective agency”
Says a source: “We will carry on the search for Madeleine, but not necessarily with Metodo 3. We are stuck with them to the end of the contracted period. The question of whether it is renewed or not has still to be decided. They have faced not having their contract renewed every since Francisco shot his mouth off… It was made clear what they were doing was foolish and unhelpful”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “US TV psychics join hunt for Madeleine McCann”
“Three clairvoyants from the hit show will travel to Praia da Luz in a bid to find the missing four-year-old”
Come in Madeleine…
Kate and Gerry McCanns have received “1,500” offers from psychics hoping to find Madeleine. Like the Psychic Barber…
Says Clarence Mitchell: “We did receive an offer and chose on this occasion not to respond. We are grateful for any assistance they bring to bear in the hunt for finding Madeleine. We thank them for their concern and any demonstrably checkable fact is passed on to the police or the private detective agency”
Tune and pick up into Madeleine on the telly…
Madeleine McCann: the entertainment, speculation and lookalikes…
Posted: 11th, January 2008 | In: Madeleine McCann Comments (1,399) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 11th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
1055 Overuled (or sustained, whichever ya want)
January 11th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
1046 Fair
But worst of all was a good friend of mine (female) who went on holidays without her small baby who she was breast feeding. She did not realise that you need to stop breast feeding slowly or you end up with rock hard painfull bazukas. So she went to the local Red Cross office in Spain to see if they had a breast pump. She had not a word of Spanish and the two young MALE attendants not a word of English.
Imagine the scenario as she tried to demonstrate how a breast pump would work. I bet they had to have their jaws professionally wired shut later.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
try to make it believable though.
there’s no such thing as a delicate scouser.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
1052 Firestar
Arent they footwear? Brogues?
January 11th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Objection !!!!!
(not really….I just like hearing myself saying it)
January 11th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
:snik: :snik: :snik:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
1049 Batman
Hold on, lets walk before we run!
They havent left for the Algarve yet!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
don’t forget his lilting irish brogue
January 11th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
1034
Totje Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
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thanks for that totje, more spin then hey that will make a change
January 11th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
1044 Matt
Yes of course, there will definately be women who desire her and men who envy her.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Gerry and the beautiful and - yes lets be honest - delicate, Kate, are hard working professionals.
Gerry is much in demand, he spends a good deal of time away from home, selflessly caring for the sick and especially interested in ensuring that sport is ‘cleaned up’ - especially as the London Olympics loom.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
1040 Ian
Absolutely right. Some people seem hell bent on just believing all the tabloid stuff and not concentrating on the huge effort that Gerry and Kate have made to make sure that there is enough money being brought it to continue the search for Madeleine which they believe will take decades.
Heh! This is fun.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
1041…Ian
I know.
Satire……
January 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
1044
No, Matt. We are just jealous of her. Get your story straight!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
1022 Baatman
I heard a little while ago about someone in the local hardware shop in Spain trying to explain, with hand actions, what he wanted to buy. It was a sink plunger!! He got thrown out!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
939
Totje Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
“[...] Memories won’t get stronger as time passes. Little things [lies as well as thruth] gets forgotten.”
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This may be what the PJ counts on , Totje …..
January 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
1040…Ian
Objection….can not women desire her too ?
January 11th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
1040
Once again…leaving out Madeleine. Balloons won’t cut it.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
1034 Totje
Thanks for update. Not suprised twins didn’t cry when left. Used to it probably. But still surprised they were not brough to meet the Pope and get M’s memory blessed.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
1032Matt, no its me, honest.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Gerry is a consultant cardiologist, his wife a beautiful and intelligent woman, an object of desire to men and envy to women. Kate is a locum GP.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
testing:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
1028
Matt. Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
1021…RedRooster
Sad isn’t it ?
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im having dificulty hearing you over all this horrible noise, did you say its sad how some people have to shout to get their point across
i agree it is 
January 11th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
1026 Ian
Go on. I’ll help. Honestly!!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
949 Anaheim Flash says (January 11th, 2008 at 9:26 pm):
“Tony. Two cases spring to mind. The Sainsbury toilet abduction…”
REPLY: NOT from a home (residential or holiday)
“…and The kid taken from the bath? If I remember correctly?”
REPLY: I think there was something unusual about this case, maybe not all that it seemed at the time, but on the face of it, yes, that qualifies as a genuine abduction from a house
January 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Bye Gloria. Smuddy sounds nice and worth deserting us for.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
1014
RedRooster,
I returned after work. It seems the two of them were here, but left also. I guess work to be done or a tapas bar? Dunno.
Latest debates : article in Daily Mail, Annie_M posted a link to the MF because it seems this link is refused by the spam filter. Underworld lawyer says she’s dead, spin imo.
Also about gerry’s blog and the twins not crying when the parents left to visit the pope.
Also TonyB about chances abduction/killed by stranger.
And Matt. and Ferdinand and I were discussing about the pj requesting extention of the investigation.
That’s what I recall. GMT +1 over here and nice white wine soooo…
January 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
1026…Ian
Naughty, naughty, Garth….stealing Ian’s nickname indeed.
Red card offence that.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
1015
the watcher Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
OH I SEE
ITS OK TO MAKE REPULSIVE COMMENTS OF A SEXUAL NATURE ABOUT KATE MCCANN
BUT ITS DEEMED OFFENSIVE TO WRITE IN CAPITALS
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i shall ask you nicely watcher, would you please refrain from shouting, i’ve only been here a few minutes and your already getting on my fine feathers so please talk a liitle quieter as you are giving me a headache. You dont want to upset the mighty RedRooster
January 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
As long as you don’t shout, Ian.