Madeleine McCann: Kelsey Lynn Kudia For Hire, Paris Hilton And Propaganda
MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
THE SUN front page: “’MADDIE’ FOR HIRE”
Tonight Kelsey Lynn Kudia is Madeleine McCann. Kelsey looks likes Madeleine McCann. She’s not in Morocco. She;s nopt Bouchra Benaissa. She not in Malta. But for the right fee she might be. Kelsey is a working Madeleine McCann double
Pages 4 and 5: “The boss of a lookalike agency who hopes to make a fortune out of a little Madeleine McCann double said last night: ‘It’s not sinister – it’s entertainment’. Shona Adams reckons three-year-old Kelsey Lynn Kudla’s similarity to missing Maddie could earn her £9MILLION for starring in a proposed feature film about the vanished tot”
Well, someone would have to play the missing child, unless she is found alive and well…
Says Shona, owner of London’s Juliet Adams Model Agency: “If the film about Madeleine is ever made, then the world is Kelsey’s oyster. If someone like Steven Spielberg made it, she could make £9million easily – of which I’d take 20 per cent. She will become a name in her own right and make it as a child model or actress because she’s got her foot in the door”
Just when you thought it was safe to holiday in Portugal…Dum-dum…
Of course, great acting careers have begun with less. Didn’t Tom Hanks play the baby in a Cry In The Dark?
She continues: “And from there, her earning potential is limitless. It’s not sinister. And if the McCanns are upset, there’s nothing they can do because it’s a democracy. I wouldn’t back away from it because, if a film is being made, then it’s entertainment”
Kate and Gerry McCann are “doctors”.
Says Shona: “I wouldn’t put Kelsey in a position of doing anything bad taste”
SLAP IN FACE FOR McCANNS: Sun columnist Lorraine Kelly says: “It makes you recoil to think a lookalike agency would have a Madeleine on their books alongside someone who looks like Jack Nicholson or Paris Hilton”
Whatever could she mean? Neither Nicolson nor Hilton were available to defend themselves…
DAILY EXPRESS: “The Madeleine lookalike on hire for £600 an hour”
Do you want to get your resort or country in the papers? Hire Kelsey to be a “Madeleine” and attract the world’s media to your locale as she is spotted time and time again
Kelsey is American
“PARENTS trying to ‘distract’ police
A source “close to the official police” investigation says: “Who do the McCanns think they are? The discovery of new witnesses in the last few weeks lead the authorities to believe they are at war with a gigantic propaganda machine. The McCanns have some very powerful people on their side - millionaires, celebrities, even politicians”
Says Robert Murat’s lawyer: “Robert Murat does not have millionaires supporting him, nor campaign funds. “He just wants to see his name cleared in this case as he has nothing to do with Madeleine’s disappearance, despite every day people emerging trying to forcibly incriminate him”
DAILY STAR front page: “MADDIE – The £600 an hour lookalike”
Page 7: “MADDIE DOUBLE FOR HIRE”
“A sick mother is touting her daughter as a £600-an-hour Madeleine McCann lookalike,” says the paper, amid adverts for “adult fantasies”, “nasty sex” and FILTH”
She is an “unnamed American girl” - see the Sun above
Says Clarence Mitchell: “This is an offensive way to make money out of Madeleine’s disappearance. This is deeply offensive to parents Kate and Gerry”
MADDIE: THE MOVIE: “Yesterday, Channel 4’s head of documentaries Angus Macqueen said he had attended a meeting with the McCanns’ representatives to discuss a movie. He tells us: “Of course we are interested in making a film about this compelling story. We have a history of making quality films about crime matters”
That’s entertainment: “Meanwhile, producers of US psychic TV show Haunting Evidence have been in Praia da Luz planning their own show about Madeleine’s disappearance”
DAILY MAIL: “McCanns are ready to sack detective agency”
Says a source: “We will carry on the search for Madeleine, but not necessarily with Metodo 3. We are stuck with them to the end of the contracted period. The question of whether it is renewed or not has still to be decided. They have faced not having their contract renewed every since Francisco shot his mouth off… It was made clear what they were doing was foolish and unhelpful”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “US TV psychics join hunt for Madeleine McCann”
“Three clairvoyants from the hit show will travel to Praia da Luz in a bid to find the missing four-year-old”
Come in Madeleine…
Kate and Gerry McCanns have received “1,500” offers from psychics hoping to find Madeleine. Like the Psychic Barber…
Says Clarence Mitchell: “We did receive an offer and chose on this occasion not to respond. We are grateful for any assistance they bring to bear in the hunt for finding Madeleine. We thank them for their concern and any demonstrably checkable fact is passed on to the police or the private detective agency”
Tune and pick up into Madeleine on the telly…
Madeleine McCann: the entertainment, speculation and lookalikes…
Posted: 11th, January 2008 | In: Madeleine McCann Comments (1,399) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 11th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
1071 Ian Says:
1061 Quite
Anyway, to reduce his Carbon Footprint and that of the McCann family, Gerry decides that they’ll go to Portugal - only a short hop on a low emission airliner of some sort.
*******
Who invited who?
For how many people did you make reservations?
How about your au pair/nanny?
Did you plan to invite her too? And why didn’t she go with you? Where’s she now?
January 11th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
1113 Totje
Im ready for anything you can throw at me, because nothing you might come up with could prove their guilt as they are not guilty of anything…anywhere…ever!
January 11th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
1089
Totje Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
1046
Fair ,
I remember our first visit of Italy. I spoke quite fluently french and a little bit of spanish.
Hubby wanted milk in his coffee.
Guess how he got it?
I was quit desparate when I finally said “boeh, buh” and made the handactions of milking a cow
i use the very same mime when communicating with other drivers.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
1094 Ian
I agree, how perceptive of you. Sadly there are many people out there who are so fuelled with jealously and envy that they will criticise anything. For example, I have seem posters on here asking why the McCanns set up their fund so quickly. Well the reason is now clear. The PJ are just idiots. The McCanns knew that M would not be found quickly and that they would need help making ends meet. After all extradition lawyers, public relations people and mortgages still have to be paid.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
1095…Sledgehammer
Shush, soothslayer….Court is in session.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
1095 Sledgehammer
Im not sure that its fair to accuse them of neglect until they have been proved to have neglected their children, after all - innocent until proved guilty (or is that ‘unless’?).
The problem is, we have to find a way of proving that they did not neglect and the regime of checking was perfect. The problem is, if its perfect, then the abductor couldnt have abducted.
Damn it, this isnt easy.
Let me have a think.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
1067
Ian, please continue.
I think the server or my internet connection is slow
January 11th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
1095
Sledgehammer Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
The McCanns are innocent until proven otherwise, of all except neglect. They will be required to be prosecuted before they will require defending. Matt the twat you said a corpse a nameless one as I recall, got that link for us, thought not. Another of your traits that you share with your hero Stevo, is that when you cannot prove your nonsense you question the posters identity. The only things rattling here as I said before are your gums.
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yeah yeah yeah boring boring boring ffs sludgy gve it a bloody rest you great baffoon
January 11th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
1095 Sledge
Either sit down on the mat or stand outside
Quiet. You’re interupting our story time
January 11th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
1105…Totje
January 11th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
1061
the watcher Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
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what is your problem watcher ????
January 11th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
yes, we only call her maddie if we have to pay for the ad.
kate prefers ‘m’
but ian fleming trademarked it first the bastard.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
1095 Sledgehammer Says: January 11th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
The McCanns are innocent until proven otherwise, of all except neglect. Edit…
+++++++++
Psst… No trial(s) yet sweetcheeks… Go back to sleep, there’s a dear. Promise we’ll prod you when the trial(s) are over and you have some “evidence” to consider.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
1101
lol, I don’t think everyone wishes to play along. Although it is a novel idea, being in someone else’s shoes….I think it is a bit interesting (go on BatMcCann, call me heartless).
January 11th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
1055
Matt.
Belediging van de rechtbank. Obstruction of justice. Insulting the judge. You’re out!
January 11th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
1098 Will
Please! Madeleine not ‘Maddie’ we really dont like her name being shortened (paid by the letters you know).
January 11th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
The only things rattling here as I said before are your gums.
i love that.
can gums rattle?
January 11th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
960 Cheryl:
Tony Bennett wrote: “Previously you were not able to name ONE case of another young child having gone missing and presumed abducted in circumstances even broadly similar to those of Madeleine McCann…”
Cheryl replied: “Keep your facts straight, Tony B., I got that 77,000 missing from statistics in the UK - granted I asked why you did not go after any of those parents; you told me to find you some from over there and you would. I told you very politely that I don’t live over there and would not be able to or rather would not do the research for you”.
REPLY: I think if you are fair you will agree that my comment was indeed factually correct, i.e. you could not come up with a single name. But for the record, your reply explaining why you could not is also accurate.
I’ll repeat this and think you will agree. I have offered (on this forum) to apply for a summons in any other case where there is proven child neglect and the authorities have failed to act. If anyone tells me about such a case, I will gladly look into it. I told you previously about the drug-abusing, child-abusing family on a nearby Council estate where I wrote to *all* the relevant child welfare agencies (yes, the N.S.P.C.C., Social Services and ChildLine) when all the neighbours were too frightened to do so. I wrote in my own name and not anonymously
January 11th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Your Honour,
Counsul for the Defence, Mrs Sledgehammer, wishes to make a statement.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
1092 Batman
I agree, dont people relaise how hard it is to pay that whacking great mortgage? What the heck are we supposed to do with all these bloody stupid wristbands? They wont take them back you know!
January 11th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
1051
RedRooster,
Yep. But I wonder is this just another idiot who wants his quarter of fame like some others?
What use could it be to Clarrie that this story is published?
It for sure wont help raising money for the search.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
who is Maddie?
January 11th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
1091
Didn’t you play with your mobile?
1092
Yeah, well, you’re just paid to post here! Where can I get a job like that? Tell me!
January 11th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
1088 PeterO
That’s more like it! A bit of respect at last!!
January 11th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
The McCanns are innocent until proven otherwise, of all except neglect. They will be required to be prosecuted before they will require defending. Matt the twat you said a corpse a nameless one as I recall, got that link for us, thought not. Another of your traits that you share with your hero Stevo, is that when you cannot prove your nonsense you question the posters identity. The only things rattling here as I said before are your gums.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
1085 Batman
Im sick to death of people saying that washing cuddle cat was not natural - the bloody thing was covered in DNA, what was she supposed to do?
January 11th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
batman.
i think you’re turning me.
clean cat, clean heart etc.
i broke down outside liverpool passport office once and i can say, wholeheartedly that neither kate mccann nor any of their team were of any help to me whatsoever.
so why should i listen to her pathetic mewing for help now the boot is on the other foot?
January 11th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
1087 Wanderer
I am not a fool, but you are. Because you believe all you read in the papers. But I know what heartache the McCanns are going through. And it is made all the more unbearable due to people like you. People like you have cast such doubts on the McCanns that they are now losing out on getting much needed money in - money which is needed to…to…to…oh yea…to look for Mandy.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
1082
Hey now theres a good idea (the blog).
Ahem
Right here goes.
Went jogging today to try to clear my head. Can’t stop thinking about jogging. Jogging didnt help, going to try some tennis instead.
Tried some tennis today to try to clear my head, cant stop thinking about tennis. Tennis didnt help. Cant find tennis bag. Oh, I rememebr - didnt have a tennis bag.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
1086
I’m not that bloody old!
How old is India Knight?