Madeleine McCann: Kelsey Lynn Kudia For Hire, Paris Hilton And Propaganda
MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
THE SUN front page: “’MADDIE’ FOR HIRE”
Tonight Kelsey Lynn Kudia is Madeleine McCann. Kelsey looks likes Madeleine McCann. She’s not in Morocco. She;s nopt Bouchra Benaissa. She not in Malta. But for the right fee she might be. Kelsey is a working Madeleine McCann double
Pages 4 and 5: “The boss of a lookalike agency who hopes to make a fortune out of a little Madeleine McCann double said last night: ‘It’s not sinister – it’s entertainment’. Shona Adams reckons three-year-old Kelsey Lynn Kudla’s similarity to missing Maddie could earn her £9MILLION for starring in a proposed feature film about the vanished tot”
Well, someone would have to play the missing child, unless she is found alive and well…
Says Shona, owner of London’s Juliet Adams Model Agency: “If the film about Madeleine is ever made, then the world is Kelsey’s oyster. If someone like Steven Spielberg made it, she could make £9million easily – of which I’d take 20 per cent. She will become a name in her own right and make it as a child model or actress because she’s got her foot in the door”
Just when you thought it was safe to holiday in Portugal…Dum-dum…
Of course, great acting careers have begun with less. Didn’t Tom Hanks play the baby in a Cry In The Dark?
She continues: “And from there, her earning potential is limitless. It’s not sinister. And if the McCanns are upset, there’s nothing they can do because it’s a democracy. I wouldn’t back away from it because, if a film is being made, then it’s entertainment”
Kate and Gerry McCann are “doctors”.
Says Shona: “I wouldn’t put Kelsey in a position of doing anything bad taste”
SLAP IN FACE FOR McCANNS: Sun columnist Lorraine Kelly says: “It makes you recoil to think a lookalike agency would have a Madeleine on their books alongside someone who looks like Jack Nicholson or Paris Hilton”
Whatever could she mean? Neither Nicolson nor Hilton were available to defend themselves…
DAILY EXPRESS: “The Madeleine lookalike on hire for £600 an hour”
Do you want to get your resort or country in the papers? Hire Kelsey to be a “Madeleine” and attract the world’s media to your locale as she is spotted time and time again
Kelsey is American
“PARENTS trying to ‘distract’ police
A source “close to the official police” investigation says: “Who do the McCanns think they are? The discovery of new witnesses in the last few weeks lead the authorities to believe they are at war with a gigantic propaganda machine. The McCanns have some very powerful people on their side - millionaires, celebrities, even politicians”
Says Robert Murat’s lawyer: “Robert Murat does not have millionaires supporting him, nor campaign funds. “He just wants to see his name cleared in this case as he has nothing to do with Madeleine’s disappearance, despite every day people emerging trying to forcibly incriminate him”
DAILY STAR front page: “MADDIE – The £600 an hour lookalike”
Page 7: “MADDIE DOUBLE FOR HIRE”
“A sick mother is touting her daughter as a £600-an-hour Madeleine McCann lookalike,” says the paper, amid adverts for “adult fantasies”, “nasty sex” and FILTH”
She is an “unnamed American girl” - see the Sun above
Says Clarence Mitchell: “This is an offensive way to make money out of Madeleine’s disappearance. This is deeply offensive to parents Kate and Gerry”
MADDIE: THE MOVIE: “Yesterday, Channel 4’s head of documentaries Angus Macqueen said he had attended a meeting with the McCanns’ representatives to discuss a movie. He tells us: “Of course we are interested in making a film about this compelling story. We have a history of making quality films about crime matters”
That’s entertainment: “Meanwhile, producers of US psychic TV show Haunting Evidence have been in Praia da Luz planning their own show about Madeleine’s disappearance”
DAILY MAIL: “McCanns are ready to sack detective agency”
Says a source: “We will carry on the search for Madeleine, but not necessarily with Metodo 3. We are stuck with them to the end of the contracted period. The question of whether it is renewed or not has still to be decided. They have faced not having their contract renewed every since Francisco shot his mouth off… It was made clear what they were doing was foolish and unhelpful”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “US TV psychics join hunt for Madeleine McCann”
“Three clairvoyants from the hit show will travel to Praia da Luz in a bid to find the missing four-year-old”
Come in Madeleine…
Kate and Gerry McCanns have received “1,500” offers from psychics hoping to find Madeleine. Like the Psychic Barber…
Says Clarence Mitchell: “We did receive an offer and chose on this occasion not to respond. We are grateful for any assistance they bring to bear in the hunt for finding Madeleine. We thank them for their concern and any demonstrably checkable fact is passed on to the police or the private detective agency”
Tune and pick up into Madeleine on the telly…
Madeleine McCann: the entertainment, speculation and lookalikes…
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January 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
1232 Totje
And I didn’t like being BatMcCann either. Thrown straight into ‘awaiting moderation’.
Anyway, the witching hour has arrived, so I must fly. Goodnight all.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
1232
jo Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
1228
RedRooster Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am
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Pizz…tell me whatsup here and there.Ta
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???
January 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
1225
Matt. Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:04 am
1220…Sledgehammer
Told you….ask Can’t say No regarding the Portuguese TV Programme.
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is there an english translation of that about do you know?
January 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
1226…jo
Team Mccann’s increase of spin is directly proportional to their
worry about what the PJ are doing.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:07 am
1221
Sledgehammer Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Squawking started again. for the less erudite, the McCanns are presently innocent, that may change it may not. Now that is very easy to understand.Matt of the bumping gums stated+++++++++++++ “Deceased…..according to the PJ”.
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god your a boring old fart sludgy… change the record hey, there a good boy
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
1228
RedRooster Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am
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Pizz…tell me whatsup here and there.Ta
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Didn’t like it being AntiTode.
Doesn’t feel good.
And had no chance to attack.
So little she-devil is back.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
And your point exactly?
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
1224
Ahh, Batman, someone I discussed that awhile ago. At this point, it will be more difficult to prove who did what (drugs, who actually caused the death-if there is a death, etc.).
1225
AntiTode/Totje, sorry to hear that!
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
1221
Sledgehammer Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Squawking started again. for the less erudite, the McCanns are presently innocent
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that isn’t true.
they’re either guilty or innocent.
legal presumtion does not mirror life.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am
1218
Châtelaine Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:00 am
1213
Fair Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
” […] Clarrie saying that this delay is inhumane & we’re in legal limbo shows that the PJ are doing a good job in playing the slowly slowly catchy catchy game. […]”
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Yes, I do believe that the PJ are clever and give them the max. of rope.. OMI, of course
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the pj have given these monsters every opprtunity to come forward and tell the truth and they still persist with this charade….. i hope they throw the book at them and double any sentence thats handed out
January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am
1204
Tony Bennett Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
1187 chenier says (January 11th, 2008 at 11:42 pm):
“No, no. Limping purposefully. Due to tripping over the furniture in the pitch black apartment…”
REPLY: Come, come. More like *vaulting* purposefully - leaping over a 3-foot high window-sill, clutching Madeleine, and failing to disturb the accumulated years of lichen growth
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Er, no.
I will concede that this was a dastardly villain with a real respect for the natural world, but it would have required levitation, not vaulting.
Vaulting requires putting a hand on something, and since the windowsill was untouched there doesn’t seem to have been any where to place the hand…
January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Ok….I just come back from work-have adrink-after all its friday night-I live in spain-sort of thing(by the way my kids are kind of grown up(if ever!!) and I just read that: death threat over….Madeleine lookalike and the whole lot……Wow! more gossip’ more diversion? more suspense? pizz…..tell me whaasup.Thank you.
A faithful Anorak addicted…
January 12th, 2008 at 12:04 am
1220…Sledgehammer
Told you….ask Can’t say No regarding the Portuguese TV Programme.
If you can’t be bothered….quit your moaning.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:03 am
1178
Ian Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Notice:
Ok, Im giving up being pro-McCann as I’m just not cut out for it.
One last brandy - ok, wheres that carmen?
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Hey, thank you mister!
I’ve had some serious distraction.
Tried to catch up posts.
Got into moderation.
And NOW you give up.
Where’s me clothes hanger?
January 12th, 2008 at 12:03 am
1216 Tony Bennett
Absolutely. A few months ago when there was talk about searching around the reservoir Team McCann stepped up their paedo/drugged angle. Almost in preparation.
If a body is ever found, and injuries/drugging is evident, it will be very difficult to establish who was responsible. Difficult for us - with no other knowledge of what the PJ have. I still think the tennis bag story and the mobile phone/barn rumours may well prove significant.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Good night all
January 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Squawking started again. for the less erudite, the McCanns are presently innocent, that may change it may not. Now that is very easy to understand.Matt of the bumping gums stated+++++++++++++ “Deceased…..according to the PJ”.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am
You don’t like others to believe the press etc so why do you believe the PJ are rubbish??
everyone involved in this has been rubbish so far.
the pj are obviously rubbish for letting them escape in the first place.
but our rubbish politicians, ex-coppers, papers and other so called ‘crime experts’ are no better, otherwise we wouldn’t have waited all this time for not very much to happen.
about 3 weeks crime and investigation has been strung out to nearly a year.
all thats really happened is
madeleine went
big media thing
mccanns suspected
then waiting
someone posted a letter
more waiting
someone posting another letter
and more waiting.
that’s what i think is really rubbish.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:00 am
1213
Fair Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
” [...] Clarrie saying that this delay is inhumane & we’re in legal limbo shows that the PJ are doing a good job in playing the slowly slowly catchy catchy game. [...]”
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Yes, I do believe that the PJ are clever and give them the max. of rope.. OMI, of course
January 12th, 2008 at 12:00 am
1214
Ciara-Louise Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
1196
RedRooster
Been out all night with girls from my work , had a few myself but will get a taxi over. Look out for me , not sure of your number , know the street though. C-lou x
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its number 28 just down the hill on the left….i’ll be looking out for you
January 11th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
A QUESTION AND AN ANSWER ON ANOTHER FORUM TONIGHT
THE QUESTION:
I often wonder WHY the spin from Day One was she had to have been abducted by a ‘predatory paedophile’…(The worst possible scenario), and now we have the ‘Raped, murdered and dumped in a reservioir’ story from Methodone 3, (an even worse scenario).
WHY would the parents and their spokeschimps push these worst case scenarios so forcefully and persistently?”
THE ANSWER:
“It there is some chance that either they are close to finding her body, or that evidence might be forthcoming to light, it would be the only way to try and have some other scenario than the light falling on the parents. A preventive manoeuvre, just like the so-called abductor giving her drugs and Madeleine having a nosebleed to explain blood they knew would be found. Also the nappies in the boot once they heard what Forensic Science Service had said”.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
1212 firestar
Am also amazed at how quietly the decision to proceed with nuclear power has been accepted/reported on. No need to keep G sweet anymore. Not by Beardie either. His business interest in nuclear power has been supported by this decision.
Could be very cold out there - without the need for a nuclear heater to keep you warm.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
1196
RedRooster
Been out all night with girls from my work , had a few myself but will get a taxi over. Look out for me , not sure of your number , know the street though. C-lou x
January 11th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Ian
That was good, really made me laugh
Sledge
I like to believe that the PJ are well & truly doing their damnest to dot all their I’s & cross all their T’s to go in with everything rather than just negligence.
Clarrie saying that this delay is inhumane & we’re in legal limbo shows that the PJ are doing a good job in playing the slowly slowly catchy catchy game.
You don’t like others to believe the press etc so why do you believe the PJ are rubbish??
January 11th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
849
Ian Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
840 Ferdinand
As I understood it, the UK government wanted formal routes to be taken knowing that would add delay? I cant source that though!
Do you think there might be some specific need for time, like excavation orders or similar?
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or time like this nuclear thing that’s just been rushed out.
didn’t you just love all the ‘public debate’ they promised about it a few months ago.
maybe gerry knew something about something to do with it that could have altered public opinion , and now it’s done he’s not needed.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Look what you idiots trolls pro’s whatevers did to me!
I got into MODERATION!
And I’m not feeling sorry for anybody getting deaf!
It’s you’re own fault.
You should have been there in stead of going to a bar for boozing.
I only feel sorry for mods and admin who have to release me from the cage!
January 11th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Goodnight Ian.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
1197
Totje Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
“1120
Châtelaine,
I think I’ll never catch up posts
The meeting in november with the lawyer[s?] and the T9 somewhere at or nearby Rothley.”
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I don’t find it easy neither, Totje, to catch up with the posts on [very] busy days. But I do object to “vague” texts. I quote you:
“Hard to tell. Remember the meeting?
Black or white?
Red or green?
Innocent or guilty?
Two sides on a medal.”
and then you reply with “maybe” a meeting in November [?] or the one in Rothley [?]
I appreciate satire
but not smokescreens
from anyone
O.K.?
January 11th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
nite nite ian