Madeleine McCann: Kelsey Lynn Kudia For Hire, Paris Hilton And Propaganda
MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
THE SUN front page: “’MADDIE’ FOR HIRE”
Tonight Kelsey Lynn Kudia is Madeleine McCann. Kelsey looks likes Madeleine McCann. She’s not in Morocco. She;s nopt Bouchra Benaissa. She not in Malta. But for the right fee she might be. Kelsey is a working Madeleine McCann double
Pages 4 and 5: “The boss of a lookalike agency who hopes to make a fortune out of a little Madeleine McCann double said last night: ‘It’s not sinister – it’s entertainment’. Shona Adams reckons three-year-old Kelsey Lynn Kudla’s similarity to missing Maddie could earn her £9MILLION for starring in a proposed feature film about the vanished tot”
Well, someone would have to play the missing child, unless she is found alive and well…
Says Shona, owner of London’s Juliet Adams Model Agency: “If the film about Madeleine is ever made, then the world is Kelsey’s oyster. If someone like Steven Spielberg made it, she could make £9million easily – of which I’d take 20 per cent. She will become a name in her own right and make it as a child model or actress because she’s got her foot in the door”
Just when you thought it was safe to holiday in Portugal…Dum-dum…
Of course, great acting careers have begun with less. Didn’t Tom Hanks play the baby in a Cry In The Dark?
She continues: “And from there, her earning potential is limitless. It’s not sinister. And if the McCanns are upset, there’s nothing they can do because it’s a democracy. I wouldn’t back away from it because, if a film is being made, then it’s entertainment”
Kate and Gerry McCann are “doctors”.
Says Shona: “I wouldn’t put Kelsey in a position of doing anything bad taste”
SLAP IN FACE FOR McCANNS: Sun columnist Lorraine Kelly says: “It makes you recoil to think a lookalike agency would have a Madeleine on their books alongside someone who looks like Jack Nicholson or Paris Hilton”
Whatever could she mean? Neither Nicolson nor Hilton were available to defend themselves…
DAILY EXPRESS: “The Madeleine lookalike on hire for £600 an hour”
Do you want to get your resort or country in the papers? Hire Kelsey to be a “Madeleine” and attract the world’s media to your locale as she is spotted time and time again
Kelsey is American
“PARENTS trying to ‘distract’ police
A source “close to the official police” investigation says: “Who do the McCanns think they are? The discovery of new witnesses in the last few weeks lead the authorities to believe they are at war with a gigantic propaganda machine. The McCanns have some very powerful people on their side - millionaires, celebrities, even politicians”
Says Robert Murat’s lawyer: “Robert Murat does not have millionaires supporting him, nor campaign funds. “He just wants to see his name cleared in this case as he has nothing to do with Madeleine’s disappearance, despite every day people emerging trying to forcibly incriminate him”
DAILY STAR front page: “MADDIE – The £600 an hour lookalike”
Page 7: “MADDIE DOUBLE FOR HIRE”
“A sick mother is touting her daughter as a £600-an-hour Madeleine McCann lookalike,” says the paper, amid adverts for “adult fantasies”, “nasty sex” and FILTH”
She is an “unnamed American girl” - see the Sun above
Says Clarence Mitchell: “This is an offensive way to make money out of Madeleine’s disappearance. This is deeply offensive to parents Kate and Gerry”
MADDIE: THE MOVIE: “Yesterday, Channel 4’s head of documentaries Angus Macqueen said he had attended a meeting with the McCanns’ representatives to discuss a movie. He tells us: “Of course we are interested in making a film about this compelling story. We have a history of making quality films about crime matters”
That’s entertainment: “Meanwhile, producers of US psychic TV show Haunting Evidence have been in Praia da Luz planning their own show about Madeleine’s disappearance”
DAILY MAIL: “McCanns are ready to sack detective agency”
Says a source: “We will carry on the search for Madeleine, but not necessarily with Metodo 3. We are stuck with them to the end of the contracted period. The question of whether it is renewed or not has still to be decided. They have faced not having their contract renewed every since Francisco shot his mouth off… It was made clear what they were doing was foolish and unhelpful”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “US TV psychics join hunt for Madeleine McCann”
“Three clairvoyants from the hit show will travel to Praia da Luz in a bid to find the missing four-year-old”
Come in Madeleine…
Kate and Gerry McCanns have received “1,500” offers from psychics hoping to find Madeleine. Like the Psychic Barber…
Says Clarence Mitchell: “We did receive an offer and chose on this occasion not to respond. We are grateful for any assistance they bring to bear in the hunt for finding Madeleine. We thank them for their concern and any demonstrably checkable fact is passed on to the police or the private detective agency”
Tune and pick up into Madeleine on the telly…
Madeleine McCann: the entertainment, speculation and lookalikes…
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January 12th, 2008 at 12:24 am
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jo Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:18 am
1249
RedRooster Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:12 am
1244
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Report: Agency Worker Receives Death Threats Over Madeleine McCann …
A woman offering Madeleine McCann child look-alikes for hire has received death threats, U.K.’s Daily Mail reports. Click here to read the full story. Shona Juliet-Adams, 41, whose agency offers the look-alikes for about $1,174 an hour, said she …
FOX News · 2 hours ago
RR, mmmmm,may be your are just a bit…ruffled?yeah…its really easy to miss things on a friday night….jeje
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i wonder if this is more spin
either someone looking to make a few pounds from the story or after their 5 minutes of fame…lets face it everyone appears to be jumping on this publicity bandwagon 
January 12th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Still off the radar, too busy working my synapses off for sod all.
I won’t do a Maria, and have a person from Porlock (or two) at the door who has to be ’seen to’, but may be here intermittently when the demands of my Fud (sorry you got it wrong, am crediting you with satire, chenier) die down a little. Right now, if I want to be a doctor, like the blessed McCanns, I have to get off my butt and write some more, and work a tad harder, and stop being so ill and idle. Autistic intelligence, my Fud (PhD) issue, is calling out for some TIME and words to be given to it.
Lots of love to those I love. Lots of sputum ( I have lots to spare after sequential viral attacks) to those I can’t stand, who remain nameless.
x
January 12th, 2008 at 12:23 am
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Châtelaine,
Sorry, had a computer crash. I thank mr Gates very much for the secret updates, because I stopped the automatic update function.
very 
The discussion TB and I had started by statistics of abductions by strangers.
Then went to charging two parents if the procedutor can prove both parents were at the scene of the crime and they can’t prove who did it and that led up to another discussion.
So that’s why I said I admid chances are small.
Statistics.
And I like it you sing my song!
We know we can’t trust the unnamed sources in the tabloids.
We can only talk about what they said themselves. Although the videos’s might be edited too.
We don’t know Madeleine died. We don’t know when she died. We don’t know what really happened and who did what.
We’re speculating.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:22 am
jane Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:19 am
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Sledgehammer Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
do you mean that it won’t be the first or last time that she’ll ignore the rantings, or
it won’t be the first and last time bennet gets his arse kicked?
January 12th, 2008 at 12:21 am
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firestar Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:19 am
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hahahahaha…:oops:not really funny,hahahahaha(sorry,cant help it)
January 12th, 2008 at 12:20 am
So what are they firestar, not guilty or guilty, you confuse real life with the law, when did that ever apply, have a look at the Kendal inquest today, puts UK justice in a poor light, a beautiful 17 year old had her life snuffed out, and the law is powerless.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:19 am
i’m surprised no one’s threatened to abduct the lookalike yet.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:19 am
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Sledgehammer Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Ian/1138 my dear boy I always do, much as I ignore the rantings of the barmy brigade, lets face it after eight months all of your combined sleuthing has resulted in TB getting well his arse kicked out of court
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Not for the first time, nor for the last, Sledgehammer…IMHO
January 12th, 2008 at 12:19 am
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Ciara-Louise Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:14 am
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RedRooster
Ooh, on my way , won’t the neighbours talk ! RR xx
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oh dont worry, iwas in rothley earlier and bumped into a doctor friend called katie poos…..you wont need to worry about the neighbours trust me they will be in a very deep sleep by now
January 12th, 2008 at 12:18 am
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Fair Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:16 am
1220 Firestar
Got half way through a fairly lengthy reply to you & I sounded like a ”grumpy old woman” not that I’m old you understand, it’s just due to the ”grumpy old men” thing! But I gave up. As they say in Spain no vale la pena…..it’s not worth it!
i agree.
needs must, when the devil vomits in your kettle, as they say.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:18 am
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RedRooster Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:12 am
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Report: Agency Worker Receives Death Threats Over Madeleine McCann …
A woman offering Madeleine McCann child look-alikes for hire has received death threats, U.K.’s Daily Mail reports. Click here to read the full story. Shona Juliet-Adams, 41, whose agency offers the look-alikes for about $1,174 an hour, said she …
FOX News · 2 hours ago
RR, mmmmm,may be your are just a bit…ruffled?yeah…its really easy to miss things on a friday night….jeje
January 12th, 2008 at 12:16 am
1220 Firestar
Got half way through a fairly lengthy reply to you & I sounded like a ”grumpy old woman” not that I’m old you understand, it’s just due to the ”grumpy old men” thing! But I gave up. As they say in Spain no vale la pena…..it’s not worth it!
January 12th, 2008 at 12:15 am
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yes, ken livingstone.
he’s running a lightbulb amnesty at the moment.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:14 am
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RedRooster
Ooh, on my way , won’t the neighbours talk ! RR xx
January 12th, 2008 at 12:14 am
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Sledgehammer Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:11 am
………….INNOCENCE, PRESUMPTION OF
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can somebody enlighten me,pizz
January 12th, 2008 at 12:13 am
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Matt. Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Team Mccann’s increase of spin is directly proportional to their
worry about what the PJ are doing.
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Well, yesterday I was speculating about what Clarrie would come up with today to displace the Movie madness, but I certainly came nowhere near the Mail’s story.
Presumably Clarrie is working on the principle that no-one will notice that Metodo 3 were allegedly investigating the reservoir along with the lawyer at the same time as they were announcing that they knew where Madeleine was and hoped to have her home for Christmas.
Unless, of course, Metodo 3 meant getting her home for a funeral before Christmas…
January 12th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Tony Bennett Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
960 Cheryl:
Tony Bennett wrote: “Previously you were not able to name ONE case of another young child having gone missing and presumed abducted in circumstances even broadly similar to those of Madeleine McCann…”
Cheryl replied: “Keep your facts straight, Tony B., I got that 77,000 missing from statistics in the UK - granted I asked why you did not go after any of those parents; you told me to find you some from over there and you would. I told you very politely that I don’t live over there and would not be able to or rather would not do the research for you”.
REPLY: I think if you are fair you will agree that my comment was indeed factually correct, i.e. you could not come up with a single name. But for the record, your reply explaining why you could not is also accurate.
I’ll repeat this and think you will agree. I have offered (on this forum) to apply for a summons in any other case where there is proven child neglect and the authorities have failed to act. If anyone tells me about such a case, I will gladly look into it. I told you previously about the drug-abusing, child-abusing family on a nearby Council estate where I wrote to *all* the relevant child welfare agencies (yes, the N.S.P.C.C., Social Services and ChildLine) when all the neighbours were too frightened to do so. I wrote in my own name and not anonymously
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I remember when you told about that family, Tony, and if you’ll recall I commended you highly on it. I also think isn’t that when I got ‘bright’ idea and asked why you didn’t do work for child services over there and take on such cases. Then you explained to me you already had been in child services (if I got the proper name for the services over there). You told me about that one case, I remember we exchanged horror reactions on it, the father(?) who was abusing the child you had to investigate and we (thee and me) muttered about when murder could be justified.
Anyhow, listen, I’ve offered 3 times thus far to send you any copies of any laws you needed from here to refer to to see how strict ours are so you can get started on introducing new Child Care laws over there re neglect, etc. That offer is still open.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:13 am
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Sledgehammer Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Firestar do try and keep up
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you said they are presently innocent.
you have no proof of this.
you meant presumed innocent, which is different.
just because the law presumes doesn’t mean anyone else has to.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:12 am
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jo Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:10 am
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RedRooster Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am
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Report: Agency Worker Receives Death Threats Over Madeleine McCann … thats what I am about coz I just came back and this is the first news I read…..are you all trashed or what???
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not copmletely trashed but well on the way….do you have a link or did i msiss it
January 12th, 2008 at 12:12 am
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Batman Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
“1232 Totje
And I didn’t like being BatMcCann either. Thrown straight into ‘awaiting moderation’.
Anyway, the witching hour has arrived, so I must fly. Goodnight all.”
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Well this “witch” is gone …
Good night, again, to all.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:11 am
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322248,00.html
January 12th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Firestar do try and keep up,++++++INNOCENCE, PRESUMPTION OF - The indictment or formal charge against any person is not evidence of guilt. Indeed, the person is presumed by the law to be innocent. The law does not require a person to prove his innocence or produce any evidence at all. The Government has the burden of proving a person guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, and if it fails to do so the person is (so far as the law is concerned) not guilty.++++++++++++++Also I have never said the PJ are rubbish, they made major errors of judgement, which may see the guilty whoever they may be escape justice.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:10 am
1235…firestar
Can’t say No transcribed it in here as it was being broadcast.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:10 am
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RedRooster Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am
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Report: Agency Worker Receives Death Threats Over Madeleine McCann … thats what I am about coz I just came back and this is the first news I read…..are you all trashed or what???
January 12th, 2008 at 12:10 am
i think he probably just chucked her out the widow so she didn’t touch the sides.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:10 am
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Batman Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
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nite nite
January 12th, 2008 at 12:09 am
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Sorry, Batman. Goodnight.
Hopefully the rest of the night will flow as well..
(about an hour left for everyone to try and behave)
January 12th, 2008 at 12:09 am
chenier says (January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am): “Er, no. I will concede that this was a dastardly villain with a real respect for the natural world, but it would have required levitation, not vaulting. Vaulting requires putting a hand on something, and since the windowsill was untouched there doesn’t seem to have been any where to place the hand…”
REPLY: LOL! It certainly was a miraculous event
January 12th, 2008 at 12:09 am
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Totje Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Didn’t like it being AntiTode.
Doesn’t feel good.
And had no chance to attack.
So little she-devil is back.
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welcome back …. missed you
January 12th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Totje Says:
January 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
“Didn’t like it being AntiTode.
Doesn’t feel good.
And had no chance to attack.
So little she-devil is back. ”
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Attack what and who, Totje?