Madeleine McCann: Kelsey Lynn Kudia For Hire, Paris Hilton And Propaganda
MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
THE SUN front page: “’MADDIE’ FOR HIRE”
Tonight Kelsey Lynn Kudia is Madeleine McCann. Kelsey looks likes Madeleine McCann. She’s not in Morocco. She;s nopt Bouchra Benaissa. She not in Malta. But for the right fee she might be. Kelsey is a working Madeleine McCann double
Pages 4 and 5: “The boss of a lookalike agency who hopes to make a fortune out of a little Madeleine McCann double said last night: ‘It’s not sinister – it’s entertainment’. Shona Adams reckons three-year-old Kelsey Lynn Kudla’s similarity to missing Maddie could earn her £9MILLION for starring in a proposed feature film about the vanished tot”
Well, someone would have to play the missing child, unless she is found alive and well…
Says Shona, owner of London’s Juliet Adams Model Agency: “If the film about Madeleine is ever made, then the world is Kelsey’s oyster. If someone like Steven Spielberg made it, she could make £9million easily – of which I’d take 20 per cent. She will become a name in her own right and make it as a child model or actress because she’s got her foot in the door”
Just when you thought it was safe to holiday in Portugal…Dum-dum…
Of course, great acting careers have begun with less. Didn’t Tom Hanks play the baby in a Cry In The Dark?
She continues: “And from there, her earning potential is limitless. It’s not sinister. And if the McCanns are upset, there’s nothing they can do because it’s a democracy. I wouldn’t back away from it because, if a film is being made, then it’s entertainment”
Kate and Gerry McCann are “doctors”.
Says Shona: “I wouldn’t put Kelsey in a position of doing anything bad taste”
SLAP IN FACE FOR McCANNS: Sun columnist Lorraine Kelly says: “It makes you recoil to think a lookalike agency would have a Madeleine on their books alongside someone who looks like Jack Nicholson or Paris Hilton”
Whatever could she mean? Neither Nicolson nor Hilton were available to defend themselves…
DAILY EXPRESS: “The Madeleine lookalike on hire for £600 an hour”
Do you want to get your resort or country in the papers? Hire Kelsey to be a “Madeleine” and attract the world’s media to your locale as she is spotted time and time again
Kelsey is American
“PARENTS trying to ‘distract’ police
A source “close to the official police” investigation says: “Who do the McCanns think they are? The discovery of new witnesses in the last few weeks lead the authorities to believe they are at war with a gigantic propaganda machine. The McCanns have some very powerful people on their side - millionaires, celebrities, even politicians”
Says Robert Murat’s lawyer: “Robert Murat does not have millionaires supporting him, nor campaign funds. “He just wants to see his name cleared in this case as he has nothing to do with Madeleine’s disappearance, despite every day people emerging trying to forcibly incriminate him”
DAILY STAR front page: “MADDIE – The £600 an hour lookalike”
Page 7: “MADDIE DOUBLE FOR HIRE”
“A sick mother is touting her daughter as a £600-an-hour Madeleine McCann lookalike,” says the paper, amid adverts for “adult fantasies”, “nasty sex” and FILTH”
She is an “unnamed American girl” - see the Sun above
Says Clarence Mitchell: “This is an offensive way to make money out of Madeleine’s disappearance. This is deeply offensive to parents Kate and Gerry”
MADDIE: THE MOVIE: “Yesterday, Channel 4’s head of documentaries Angus Macqueen said he had attended a meeting with the McCanns’ representatives to discuss a movie. He tells us: “Of course we are interested in making a film about this compelling story. We have a history of making quality films about crime matters”
That’s entertainment: “Meanwhile, producers of US psychic TV show Haunting Evidence have been in Praia da Luz planning their own show about Madeleine’s disappearance”
DAILY MAIL: “McCanns are ready to sack detective agency”
Says a source: “We will carry on the search for Madeleine, but not necessarily with Metodo 3. We are stuck with them to the end of the contracted period. The question of whether it is renewed or not has still to be decided. They have faced not having their contract renewed every since Francisco shot his mouth off… It was made clear what they were doing was foolish and unhelpful”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “US TV psychics join hunt for Madeleine McCann”
“Three clairvoyants from the hit show will travel to Praia da Luz in a bid to find the missing four-year-old”
Come in Madeleine…
Kate and Gerry McCanns have received “1,500” offers from psychics hoping to find Madeleine. Like the Psychic Barber…
Says Clarence Mitchell: “We did receive an offer and chose on this occasion not to respond. We are grateful for any assistance they bring to bear in the hunt for finding Madeleine. We thank them for their concern and any demonstrably checkable fact is passed on to the police or the private detective agency”
Tune and pick up into Madeleine on the telly…
Madeleine McCann: the entertainment, speculation and lookalikes…
Posted: 11th, January 2008 | In: Madeleine McCann Comments (1,399) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 11th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
889
Matt
I would imagine ( would hope ) the headline might be different by then?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Just a general comment
I worked with a woman who had the most filthy temper I have ever experienced in my life. She was miss perfect when everything was going well but if not, she’d completely snap and lose it and I mean really lose it. Very scarey to be around! The point of this is, she went jogging at lunchtime when she got really stressed and - that was every single day of her working life, well at least it was when I worked with her. Funily enough, I don’t miss her one bit.
705 Lydia
Please can you expand on your theory please?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
892…Cheryl
don’t be silly Cheryl….all countries are known to be frequented by Paedos.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Chloe Spain Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
892 Cheryl
Oh really. Do you think the streets of Portugal are full of paedophiles on the rampage. It’s a perfectly normal country.
NOT ACCORDING TO THE TABLOIDS
LOL
January 11th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
806 - the watcher says (January 11th, 2008 at 7:41 pm): “i repeat the only fact is a little girl is missing”
REPLY: I think this is now the *two* millionth time this has been said. Mostly by pro-McCanners. And it’s still untrue, no matter how many times it is uttered.
Changes and contradictory stories are a FACT, the watcher
January 11th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
895…the watcher
If you hit caps lock…once…you might even stop shouting.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
888
Chloe Spain
Put “daily mail breaking news” into your browser, click on the 1st link and look under news headlines
January 11th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
890…Totje
Didn’t reaslise mun and dad had grabbed her back though.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Matt. Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
883…the watcher
get a brain.
HA HA HA HA HA
OH YOU ARE SO FUNNY
January 11th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
892 Cheryl
Oh really. Do you think the streets of Portugal are full of paedophiles on the rampage. It’s a perfectly normal country.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Matt.,
Just try to ignore, you know who. ???
January 11th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
733
Tony Bennett Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
715 Totje says (January 11th, 2008 at 6:28 pm):
“Generalizing and thinking about statistics, in 80% of the cases regarding missing children [of that age] a family member or someone with access to the family is involved. That leaves 20% who aren’t involved”.
REPLY: But if you confine that to cases where a child has gone missing from *inside a house*, the 80% figure rises to more like 99%
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Tony B., yes BUT that is from in their own home! These people were on vacation with their youngsters in a foreign country, strangers around, country known to be frequented by paedophiles, and left their children alone in an apartment.
This wasn’t as if being at home, Tony B.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
886…Ferdinand
best thing to do Ferdinand…to help ease your concern…ring Mr Rebello
and ask him….am pretty sure he will know the answers to your queries.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
880
Matt., Yep
881
Matt., Abducted between the regular checks?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
M & A is it ok to put up the link without the title for those interested?
Sorry if I screwed up, it wasn’t intentional
January 11th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
885…Annie_M
can’t see why not….if it is still a headline in the morning…then Anorak
would be indicating it on the main page wouldn’t they. ?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
885 Annie-M
Still waiting to find out what it was. I’ve looked at the Daily Mail on-line and can’t see anything.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
849 Ian Says:
“As I understood it, the UK government wanted formal routes to be taken knowing that would add delay? I cant source that though!
Do you think there might be some specific need for time, like excavation orders or similar?”
I cannot imagine that excavation is the reason the UK government would want a delay for.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
882
Matt
Blimey. I thought the headline was outragious. Maybe I shouldn’t have posted it?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
883…the watcher
get a brain.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Matt. Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
873…the watcher
Couldn’t care less really who you are.
HA HA HA HA HA
GROW UP
January 11th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
a tidbit from WebSleuths/Martin Walkerdine
“…. i have been doing some research on the McCanns what i have worked out that Gerry McCann did once lived at Wilton court in Glasgow and also both Gerry and Kate did live at 14 the mews Queniborough in Leicestershire from 2003 to 2006 they sold this house for £300000 to a person call Mr David Alexander John with this money they bought another house at 5 the crescent in Rothley in Leicestershire for 459950 from another person called Mr Stephen P Williams on 20/01/2006″
[$906,101 US dollars]
January 11th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
879…Annie_M
Posted and then grabbed back then…
January 11th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
875…Totje
Which reservoir too .
You’d think he would have said which one….considering all the contacts
and informants he had. He must have overlooked that little point of interest.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
877
Matt.
I can still see it ” awaiting moderation”
January 11th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
873…the watcher
Couldn’t care less really who you are.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
729
Ian Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
719 Matt
Another one that always struck me was that he (Gerry) came out very quickly and said that he was the genetic parent of Madeleine - but he didnt take the oportunity to say Kate and I are the genetic parents of Madeleine - which left a new doubt hanging in the air.
I dont know of anyone who picked up the point in the media.
OK, Gerry, but what about Kate? Just my evil mind working overtime!
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Yes, I was struck my Gerry emphasising he was the natural parent and, although it may have been because it seemed that only his parentage had been questioned, I did wonder whether Kate, being so thin, may have had problems herself.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
869…Annie_M
Where has your “link” post gone ?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
That story of the underworld lawyer doesn’t make sense.
When did he contact the police?
When did he contact M3?
Why did/does M3 and/or the MC’s believe she’s still alive?
Why did he keep his mouth shut, why does he open his mouth now?
It’s a spin/hoax imo.
OR it might explain the extention of the investigation?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Yikes!! : 854
Annie_M Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
What did I do M & A?