Madeleine McCann: Kelsey Lynn Kudia For Hire, Paris Hilton And Propaganda
MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
THE SUN front page: “’MADDIE’ FOR HIRE”
Tonight Kelsey Lynn Kudia is Madeleine McCann. Kelsey looks likes Madeleine McCann. She’s not in Morocco. She;s nopt Bouchra Benaissa. She not in Malta. But for the right fee she might be. Kelsey is a working Madeleine McCann double
Pages 4 and 5: “The boss of a lookalike agency who hopes to make a fortune out of a little Madeleine McCann double said last night: ‘It’s not sinister – it’s entertainment’. Shona Adams reckons three-year-old Kelsey Lynn Kudla’s similarity to missing Maddie could earn her £9MILLION for starring in a proposed feature film about the vanished tot”
Well, someone would have to play the missing child, unless she is found alive and well…
Says Shona, owner of London’s Juliet Adams Model Agency: “If the film about Madeleine is ever made, then the world is Kelsey’s oyster. If someone like Steven Spielberg made it, she could make £9million easily – of which I’d take 20 per cent. She will become a name in her own right and make it as a child model or actress because she’s got her foot in the door”
Just when you thought it was safe to holiday in Portugal…Dum-dum…
Of course, great acting careers have begun with less. Didn’t Tom Hanks play the baby in a Cry In The Dark?
She continues: “And from there, her earning potential is limitless. It’s not sinister. And if the McCanns are upset, there’s nothing they can do because it’s a democracy. I wouldn’t back away from it because, if a film is being made, then it’s entertainment”
Kate and Gerry McCann are “doctors”.
Says Shona: “I wouldn’t put Kelsey in a position of doing anything bad taste”
SLAP IN FACE FOR McCANNS: Sun columnist Lorraine Kelly says: “It makes you recoil to think a lookalike agency would have a Madeleine on their books alongside someone who looks like Jack Nicholson or Paris Hilton”
Whatever could she mean? Neither Nicolson nor Hilton were available to defend themselves…
DAILY EXPRESS: “The Madeleine lookalike on hire for £600 an hour”
Do you want to get your resort or country in the papers? Hire Kelsey to be a “Madeleine” and attract the world’s media to your locale as she is spotted time and time again
Kelsey is American
“PARENTS trying to ‘distract’ police
A source “close to the official police” investigation says: “Who do the McCanns think they are? The discovery of new witnesses in the last few weeks lead the authorities to believe they are at war with a gigantic propaganda machine. The McCanns have some very powerful people on their side - millionaires, celebrities, even politicians”
Says Robert Murat’s lawyer: “Robert Murat does not have millionaires supporting him, nor campaign funds. “He just wants to see his name cleared in this case as he has nothing to do with Madeleine’s disappearance, despite every day people emerging trying to forcibly incriminate him”
DAILY STAR front page: “MADDIE – The £600 an hour lookalike”
Page 7: “MADDIE DOUBLE FOR HIRE”
“A sick mother is touting her daughter as a £600-an-hour Madeleine McCann lookalike,” says the paper, amid adverts for “adult fantasies”, “nasty sex” and FILTH”
She is an “unnamed American girl” - see the Sun above
Says Clarence Mitchell: “This is an offensive way to make money out of Madeleine’s disappearance. This is deeply offensive to parents Kate and Gerry”
MADDIE: THE MOVIE: “Yesterday, Channel 4’s head of documentaries Angus Macqueen said he had attended a meeting with the McCanns’ representatives to discuss a movie. He tells us: “Of course we are interested in making a film about this compelling story. We have a history of making quality films about crime matters”
That’s entertainment: “Meanwhile, producers of US psychic TV show Haunting Evidence have been in Praia da Luz planning their own show about Madeleine’s disappearance”
DAILY MAIL: “McCanns are ready to sack detective agency”
Says a source: “We will carry on the search for Madeleine, but not necessarily with Metodo 3. We are stuck with them to the end of the contracted period. The question of whether it is renewed or not has still to be decided. They have faced not having their contract renewed every since Francisco shot his mouth off… It was made clear what they were doing was foolish and unhelpful”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “US TV psychics join hunt for Madeleine McCann”
“Three clairvoyants from the hit show will travel to Praia da Luz in a bid to find the missing four-year-old”
Come in Madeleine…
Kate and Gerry McCanns have received “1,500” offers from psychics hoping to find Madeleine. Like the Psychic Barber…
Says Clarence Mitchell: “We did receive an offer and chose on this occasion not to respond. We are grateful for any assistance they bring to bear in the hunt for finding Madeleine. We thank them for their concern and any demonstrably checkable fact is passed on to the police or the private detective agency”
Tune and pick up into Madeleine on the telly…
Madeleine McCann: the entertainment, speculation and lookalikes…
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January 11th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
930…Totje
I think regulation is a good thing….what I don’t like is the lack of action
at times within those regulations.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
929 Matt.
Thank you. I didn’t know that - probably didn’t come out in the Spanish press. Wonder how many people like that there are. A lot, I fear.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
ok
going to other forum
January 11th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Matt. Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
915…Totje
laws not protecting children ?
Well the UK seems to have very poor laws re neglect of children.
They must qualify then.
WELL SAID MATT
WE AGREE ON SOMETHING AT LAST
January 11th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
925
Matt.,
Sometimes the government can be overregulating though.
Let me first state I don’t approve of hitting/spanking children. Positive rewards for good conduct and negative ‘rewards’ [like early to bed] I prefer.
In The Netherlands they made a law that its forbidden to hit children. They didn’t know how to describe what punishment was allowed and what wasn’t. So now not even one correctional blow on the [pampered] bum is allowed.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
927…Chloe Spain
George Carman…the real life one….was a Barrister loved and sought by
any of the Glitteratti who could afford him. fawned over and loved by the
Press due to the famous cases he was involved in.
He died in 2001….and it then materialised that he was a serial wife beater
and bully within the closed doors of his home.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
892 Cheryl: “Tony B., yes BUT that is from in their own home! These people were on vacation with their youngsters in a foreign country, strangers around, country known to be frequented by paedophiles, and left their children alone in an apartment”.
REPLY: Yes. “Foreign country…strangers around…country known to be frequented by paedophiles…”
And what do the McCanns do?
Go out boozing for the evening and leaving the door unlocked.
(Unless of course that last bit was invented to make the abduction story more credible)
OH COME ON
WHAT COUNTRY IS NOT FREQUENTED BY PAEDOPHILES. IF YOU BELIEVE THE TABLOIDS.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
921 Carmen
I will explain because I remember this from several months ago. Somebody called Carmen was posting and, when addressed as a woman, said it was a surname and that he was a man. He gave the example of somebody called “George Carmen” who apparently is famous (maybe a jurist). However, somebody pointed out that the famous “George Carmen” is, in fact, spelt “Carman”, with an “a”. I believe that is what Stevo was referring to.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
915…Totje
laws not protecting children ?
Well the UK seems to have very poor laws re neglect of children.
They must qualify then.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
924
Totje
I put a link to MF with the article on post 920
January 11th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
910
Chloe Spain
Does anybody know if my computer could have cached it?
Do you think its allowed if I just copy it and post it?
January 11th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
916…Chloe Spain
Just another demented troll…:)
Of course….good suggestion.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
892 Cheryl: “Tony B., yes BUT that is from in their own home! These people were on vacation with their youngsters in a foreign country, strangers around, country known to be frequented by paedophiles, and left their children alone in an apartment”.
REPLY: Yes. “Foreign country…strangers around…country known to be frequented by paedophiles…”
And what do the McCanns do?
Go out boozing for the evening and leaving the door unlocked.
(Unless of course that last bit was invented to make the abduction story more credible)
January 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
911
Chloe Spain
http://forums.mirror.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=36385
January 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
915…Totje
Plenty in UK too……they travel around seemingly…..but where do they usually
spring from ?
January 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
EVEN MORE FUN IS THAT YOU TAKE YOURSELVES SO SERIOUSLY
January 11th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Shall we all agree to ignore this unpleasant element that we have in our midst?
January 11th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
901 Matt. Says:
892…Cheryl
don’t be silly Cheryl….all countries are known to be frequented by Paedos.
*******
May be some more then others? Think about e.g. Thailand, Sri Lanka, Gambia?
And it seems they prefer countries where the laws aren’t in favour of protecting the children.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
912…the watcher
Hope you bust a gut.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Mods and Admin
if i can’t post is ok
i can’t read my emails
January 11th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
803 Totje says (January 11th, 2008 at 7:37 pm): “…provided both carers were present in the building at the relevant time…”
REPLY: Yes, and IF there is even conclusive evidence that Madeleine died in the apartment, and there is no body, who’s to say - evidentially - who was responsible? - or even HOW she died?
That’s why I think lesser charges e.g. failing to produce a body to the proper authorities, or perverting/interfering with the course of justice, are more likely to be brought than murder/manslaughter.
Unless there is a confession or admission
January 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I FIND IT VERY FUNNY THAT YOU MORONS THINK I’M PRO MCCANN
HA HA HA HA HA HA
January 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
892
Cheryl,
Thanks. It seems I’ve missed TB’s post. You obviously didn’t.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
906 Totje
Tried it but it goes to the Daily Mail and says “Article not found”.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
905…Ferdinand
You never know until you ask.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
# Tony Bennett Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
806 - the watcher says (January 11th, 2008 at 7:41 pm): “i repeat the only fact is a little girl is missing”
REPLY: I think this is now the *two* millionth time this has been said. Mostly by pro-McCanners. And it’s still untrue, no matter how many times it is uttered.
Changes and contradictory stories are a FACT, the watcher
AH MR BENNET
IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE A CASE BASED ON TELEVISION AND TABLOID INFORMATION
GO FOR IT
DEJA VU ? ?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
903…Annie_M
Quite possibly…they change pretty frequently through the day and night.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Ít’s still there….
dailymail . co . uk / pages / live / articles / news / news . h t m l ? in_article_id = 507782&in_page_id = 1770
I think I’ve removed the link, so it shouldn’t get caught in the s*mfilter.
Remove the spaces I’ve added
January 11th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
891 Matt. Says:
“886…Ferdinand
best thing to do Ferdinand…to help ease your concern…ring Mr Rebello
and ask him….am pretty sure he will know the answers to your queries.”
I’m not sure how much he actually knows about the motives of the political sphere.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
893…Totje
No problemo at all.