Britney Spears Takes Life By The Bull Ring
“BRIT TAKES IT UP THE BRUM!” announces the Daily Sport.
The paper’s crime correspondent comes up with a headline that includes all the elements that makes the paper what it is:
Blonde starlet + football chant + sex = news
As such, it is an early contender for Tabloid Headline of the Year.
(The Sport is the paper where interviewees are invited to respond to the poser: Bum fun?”)
The story, such as it is, is that Britney Spears is considering moving to the UK to live with Birmingham-born snapper Adnan Ghalib. She will swap Hollywood for a temperate marine climate, canals, trips to the Bull Ring and bisons…
Posted: 11th, January 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 11th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Yep!!
January 11th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
just what we need ….another chubby female chav pissing in doorways on saturday night swearing at passers by.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:37 am
She’d be so very normal
January 11th, 2008 at 10:21 am
she’ll fit in well with the British binge-drinking culture - and we even have Starbucks to keep up with her demands for frappé!!!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Britney will be OK over there, she will blend in well and be just another face int he crowd.
There won’t be enough room on the ladder as it is already full of all the other news makers.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I’m glad I added the if.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Buffalo - a joke
January 11th, 2008 at 9:59 am
June
If it’s part of a city in the British Isles, it will be dreadful at night.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Bull-shit!
January 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
I’m told Brum Bison is a dreadful place at night, this true?