Merrill Lynch Worker Dumps On His Bonus

BIG bonuses at New York bank Merrill Lynch. Or not. As reported on CNBC, an employee at Merrill Lynch’s fixed income research group has “inappropriately relieved” himself in reaction to his meagre bonus.

Reported: “In the first place, it wasn’t piss. It was shit. DealBreaker can confirm this much….The way we first heard it is that a guy took a dump in the rest room, stomped in it, and then dragged it all over the place by walking around with it on his shoes.”

Merrill says there was “an unfortunate accident” in one of the stalls.

Has the, bottom, fallen out of the market?

Anorak

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