Britney Spears Has A Blast

“BRITNEY IN A BURKA,” announces the Star’s front-page headline.

 We will have to take the paper’s word for it. The picture shows the top part of a face. The eyes – mad, staring, pained etc. – are Britney’s, but with little else on view the rest could belong to someone else.

But this is not now. This is the Star’s computer wizardry department imagining what would occur if Britney married her Muslim lover Adnan Ghalib.

Says a “pal”: “It would be a mark of respect to Adnan and his family, and it would give her the anonymity she is craving.”

Indeed, not a day passes without a source telling the world how Britney wants to be alone. Anonymity is her paradise.

But how we stare. There’s Britney on the Mirror’s front-page, dressed in a burka with a plunging neckline. Says the news: “BRITNEY – I’ll commit suicide if they lock me up again.”

This is not good news. Might it be that Britney, a new convert to Islam, will go out with a bang, taking with her half of Fleet Street, gossip sites and paparazzi who all rely on her for their income?

Or can we prevent disaster by throwing a veil over Britney and her career?

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Posted: 14th, January 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink