Charlotte Mears Gets Her Extension
LAST week Anorak’s Media Centre (Brent X) tuned into Channel 4’s A MILLION POUND PLACE, in which “England international Jermain Defoe and his fiancée, model Charlotte Meares” go holiday home hunting.
In truth, Jermain stayed at home, leaving Charlotte and her mum to check out the spare bedrooms.
When Jermain did feature it was to talk over the phone to Charlotte, who called him “babes”, put on a silly girly voice when money was mentioned (”It’s 1.8, Babes”) and addressed the phone in TV manner - holding the handset in front of your face and looking at it.
Sadly, things were not meant to be. The show was punctuated by the sad news that Jermain and Charlotte had split up. That phone call was omitted.
But now Mears, as the Sun bills her, plans to win back her footballer, who is now dating Danielle Lloyd.
At some point, the Anorak will plot footballers’ careers since they dated Ms Lloyd: Sheringham, Teddy is now turns out for Colchester United; Marcus Bent is on loan at Wigan; and Defoe is as popular at Spurs as last season’s lasagne.
But Mears has a plan. As the headline trills:” I’ll get boobs like Dani to win back Jermain.”
It is genius. Forget the house, Jermain can stay at home and make do with an extension…
Posted: 14th, January 2008 | In: Back pages, TV & Radio, Wags & Players Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 19th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
why say i am makin up my nme u silly slut aint bein funny bt u needs to gt a lyfe and stop writing ur commments were its nt needed love and who da fuck do u think u r sayin my best mate is a silly tart u fuckin knobjokie yu says my name is made up love well it aint nd atleast i put my name nt to scared to lyk yurs love nd act yur age nextt tym yeahh if yu bother to write back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 19th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
haha yu goon mate yu dnt even no me nd say i shud get some pride nd a job good one love i aint bein funny but but out really init cause i dint ask for yur opinoun yu goon nd i ave gt pride tarhh love nd as if she made her name up wen its her actual name yu din lyk yu talk bout pride yu get sum nd put yur name yu imature dick lyk not even puttin yur name nd usin mine instead yu sad person is all i gotta say love !
November 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
You sound worse than charlotte u silly little tart an what sort of name is Tayla Bianca Swain sounds like she read it in a country life magazine an thought it sounded posh enough for her to use so she still had some class even when she got her tits out or fell over outside a night club, silly girl an they’re silly lives, why don’t you tell your mate to get a job and some pride for herself
September 6th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
why dnt charlote mears just fuck off and get a life the ugly tramp because jermain defoe the sort he is has found a much better young lookin girl which is tayla bianca swain and he proppa loves er unlike with charlotte just a lil thing on the side and if anyone readin this knows her tell her to stay away and stop ringin and txtin my best mates man alryt !!!!!!!