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An Industrial Tribunal In the Night Garden

by | 15th, January 2008

tombliboos.jpgIN The Night Garden we hear the sound of an industrial tribunal convening.The Anorak suggests that the case of one Isaac Blake – sacked from his role as a professional Tombliboo – should be adjudged by Mr Benn with the aid of the always fair Uncle Bulgaria and Timmy Mallett.

Says Blake in the Sun, recalling one episode of being asked to jump on a chair: “I didn’t feel safe but they just told me to get on with it.”

Mr Blake fell and suffered bruising.

In the Express, Isaac says his pink and brown suit was faulty. He says he suffered homosexual abuse, being called “bitch” and “faggot” by someone called Alicia, who has probably been spending too much time with Makka Pakka…



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