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Britney Spears Dies On July 21

by | 15th, January 2008

methbrit.jpg“BRITNEY DEAD IN 6 MONTHS!” announces the Enquirer.

Anyone wishing to buy tickets for Britney Spears’ tour in August would do well to save their money, or spend it on some Britney goods which will, after her demise, be worth something more.

The predictive Enquirer is dated January 21, which means Britney will die on July 21, 2008.

Perhaps Britney should be told, so as to put her affairs in order?

As for the date, is it auspicious? Channel 4 has yet to produce 100 Best July 21 Moments, the results of a popular survey, but if it does it will include:

1403 – Battle of Shrewsbury: King Henry IV of England defeats rebels to the north of the county town of Shropshire

1969 – Neil A. Armstrong and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin become the first men to walk on the Moon

2005 – Four terrorist bombings, occurring exactly two weeks after the similar July 7 bombings, target London’s public transportation system

Events by date make unusual bedfellow, and added to the list will be the death of Britney Spears death. Perhaps Buzz Aldrin could comment on it?

Of course, Britney may not die, which could make the date no less memorable to the Enquirer which will publish “SHE’S ALIVE!” across its front pages and the news that Britney has comeback from the dead….

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