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Britney Spears Dies On July 21

by | 15th, January 2008

methbrit.jpg “BRITNEY DEAD IN 6 MONTHS!” announces the Enquirer.

Anyone wishing to buy tickets for Britney Spears’ tour in August would do well to save their money, or spend it on some Britney goods which will, after her demise, be worth something more.

The predictive Enquirer is dated January 21, which means Britney will die on July 21, 2008.

Perhaps Britney should be told, so as to put her affairs in order?

As for the date, is it auspicious? Channel 4 has yet to produce 100 Best July 21 Moments, the results of a popular survey, but if it does it will include:

1403 Battle of Shrewsbury: King Henry IV of England defeats rebels to the north of the county town of Shropshire

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Posted: 15th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink