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Robbie Williams Paves Way to China’s Special Olympics

by | 17th, January 2008

rudebox-china.jpgNEWS in the Mirror that the Chinese are using unsold copies of Robbie Williams’ Rudebox album to resurface roads.

How they are doing this is not enlarged upon. A look at the CD cover reveals Williams in supine mode, a belligerent expression on his face.

Readers may imagine millions of Chinese walking to the sweat shop on mirrored roads.

The workers look down and see Williams looking up their skirts and trousers legs.

There are millions of Chinese picking up inlay cards and learning Williams English.

“Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics,” says one in his language class.

“I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it,” says another as he makes ready to welcome dignatories for Beijing 2008….

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