
Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann’s Hairdresser, A Suspect Look And Amaral
MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
NEWS OF THE WORLD front page: “MADDY’S KIDNAPPER – Beast who took McCann’s little girl”
A “WORLD EXCLUSIVE”
The paper says the witness, Gail Cooper, was staying with her family 600 yards from the McCann’s apartment in Praia da Luz.
She told the police of a “creepy man” in the area. A picture of the man has been produced
Gary Thompson, an associate editor at the News of the World, tells the BBC the picture was being taken seriously. Well, it on the front page. “The picture has been passed to Interpol, police in Portugal and also in Leicestershire, so the important thing is - who is he? Where is he now?” he asks.
“We’ll be urging all our readers in the morning to get in touch with the authorities if they’ve got any information at all about this man”
Is he the man who abducted Madeleine McCann? Or was Mrs Cooper listening to The Beatles at the time?
SUNDAY MIRROR: “THE MAN WHO RAN OFF WITH MADDY?
EXCLUSIVE Hunt for Madeleine: Day 262 First image of suspect”
Or the second image…
“This is the face of a stalker now believed to have snatched Madeleine McCann. The image is a former FBI artist’s impression based on a detailed description given by a key British witness. It clearly reveals the features of a moustachioed man - who was carrying a little girl in pink pyjamas, believed to be four-year-old Maddie”
It’s a photofit, an artist’s impression. Like this FBI picture of Madeleine
The original photofit issued by Portuguese police showed only a round egg-shaped head and blank face and was widely criticised as being useless. The Sun had an eFit. Jane Tanner’s efit had hair and a jacket
The man is “thought to be aged between 38 and 45. He has sallow skin, lank dark hair, large teeth and a distinctive droopy moustache. The suspect, who is said to have spoken in broken English, knocked on the door of Mrs [Sarah] Cooper’s apartment claiming to be collecting for charity. Mrs Cooper says: ‘He made my blood run cold - he gave me the creeps. My judgment is that this man was very suspicious and could have been the kidnapper’”
EXCLUSIVE – Picture of man who gave woman the CREEPS!
“262 DAYS MISSING AND.. MADDY’S BLUNDER COP BACK ON CASE – “Lazy Goncalo Amaral - fired from the investigation after the Sunday Mirror exposed his long, boozy lunches - has held a string of meetings with new chief detective Paulo Rebelo”
The Mirror is on the case. It got Amaral. It got “creepy” Robert Murat. But now Amaral is back. Says the paper: “The move will be a massive blow to parents Kate and Gerry.” It will be “heartbreaking for 39-year-old doctors Kate and Gerry”. Why? Was Amaral the casue of their problem?
DAILY STAR: “SPANISH COPS SHOW UP MADDIE FLAWS”
The Spanish police are looking for Mari Luis Cortes. Says the Star: “Friends of Kate and Gerry McCann say missing Madeleine might have been found by now – if Spanish police had been involved”
Maris Luis Cortes has yet to be found
Says a friend of McCanns of the Portuguese police: “They acted like real amateurs, so it’s no wonder they don’t seem to be getting anywhere finding Madeleine”
The Portuguese police also named the McCanns as suspects
SUNDAY EXPRESS front page: “McCANNS SPLIT BY AGONY OF MADDY”
“The lives of Kate and Gerry McCann are moving in “opposite directions” because they have developed strikingly different ways of coping with the disappearance of their daughter Madeleine”
We are watching the parents
“Kate is living the life of a semi-recluse as she focuses on being a stay-at-home mother, virtually shutting herself off from the supportive community around her. Gerry, meanwhile, has thrown himself into working full time as a heart specialist during the week, while running the campaign to find four-year-old Madeleine in the evenings and at weekends”
And Kate McCann: “Kate has abandoned the village routine she once shared with Madeleine. She no longer has her hair styled at Dawn Newcombe’s salon, which she regularly visited with Madeleine. Her mother normally takes the twins for haircuts when she is staying”
One of the stylists says: “She was almost in tears as she watched them and my heart went out to her.”
Such is the news in the search for Madeleine McCann
SUNDAY INDEPENDENT: “Maddy’s off the front page”
“Followers of the Madeleine McCann story have been able to depend on the ‘Evening Standard’ to clear the front page for any development. So how come a potential breakthrough, with police looking into the disappearance of another little girl near Praia da Luz, was buried on page 17? The answer is: sales fell by 10,000 the last two times Maddy made the cover, so the news desk have been told to curb their Maddy enthusiasm. If only they’d tell the ‘Express’ to do likewise”
Madeleine McCann - The story so far
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January 20th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
315…Sledgehammer
Any insult from you re me is taken as a clear sign that I am on the
“right trail” with my sleuthing.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
301 Sledgehammer Says: January 20th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Peter O, so if someone is guilty in your eyes and a court of law says they are not guilty, where does that leave the presumption that they were guilty, silly me I thought the presumption was innocent until proven otherwise. Sorry I now realise that you have the power to alter the law, and because I don’t subscribe to the abundance of crackpot theories does not mean that I am as blinkered as you.
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As has been discussed on numerous occasions, guilty people do walk “free” from courts. A court of law works on the presumption of innocent until proven guilty. Public opinion does not and never has.
Do a little research and you’ll find plenty of cases where the police are not looking for any one else in relation to their enquiries into a case. This is police speak for “we know who the guilty party/ies is/are, we just can’t prove it. This is the type of “innocent until proven guilty” you are alluding to.
The sainted ones and their band of sickly cohorts that you choose, for whatever reason, to support know rather more about the events leading up to and following Madeleine’s disappearance than has yet come to light, in my opinion.
I don’t need to propose crackpot theories in order to justify my suspicions that they are in some way complicit in Madeleine’s disappearance. Team McCann regularly publishes their own increasingly crackpot and ludicrous theories in the increasingly vain hope that the authorities and people with an ounce of grey matter won’t look in the most obvious place for answers, Madeleine’s parents, their friends and possibly family.
You on the other hand have no interest in uncovering the truth about Madeleine’s fate.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
309…Sledgehammer
That repeated nonsense of your’s shows that you aren’t here
to debate.
It proves that you ignore links posted to you which clearly show
that you are in actual fact spouting repeated and spurious
nonsense about EuroJust.
You have been shown that your view re EuroJust is absurd.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I know you already said what you think Matt, nothing but innuendo, you are a bottler.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
309
Sledgehammer Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Eurojust==talkingshop. First step to the Portuguese abdicating responsibility for the case, to the Hague.
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Oh noooooooooo,sledge!please,tell me why you think in those terms: the PJ abdicating responsability for the case???youve send a shiver down my back….
January 20th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
309 Sledgehammer
eurojust = big worry for McConnMorons
January 20th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
307…Sledgehammer
Have already said what I think.
Note…Must remember that poor old Sledge suffers from
a comprehension deficit.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
296 Annie_M
wonderful news
i posted a few days ago that i suspected mr amaral had kept in touch with the case
i hope this story is true
another setback for the odious ones
it just gets worse and worse by the day
i’m counting the days until skeletor has a complete mental breakdown
assuming she has not already of course
wonderful stuff
cheered me up a treat
el comico thought he would take the initiative with his crappy sketches
then pj come in and say mr amaral was right all along
brilliant
over to you el comico
January 20th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
The man drew attention to himself “by looking odd and out of place,” Mitchell said.
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So CM was here was he?
January 20th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Eurojust==talkingshop. First step to the Portuguese abdicating responsibility for the case, to the Hague.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
COMMENTS TODAY ON ANOTHER SUNDAY NEWSPAPER’S FORUM:
I’ve reproduced them all - and this is from a newspaper that has consistently run pro-McCann stories.
There are only 6 comments below which are not healthily McCann-spectic. It’s fascinating to see how close these six comments are to each other, almost verbatim the same in places. Almost as if they were following a script.
I expect that Bernadine coolandcalm will claim that these dozens of McCann-sceptics (below) are ‘only a very tiny and vociferous minority who visit forums and comments pages’. LOL!
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I have just one question. Why would a ‘new witness’ come forward after EIGHT MONTHS?
- Renee, Melbourne, Australia
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A new witness - 8 months later. This must be a joke !
- Caterine, Germany
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Nearly a year down the line and suddenly a new witness comes forward? Get real - who is paying these people to suddenly remember ‘creepy’ men hanging around? And more importantly why? Maddie has been in the wordlwide news constantly since her disappearance - surely anyone with reservations about ANYONE would have come forward in the immediate aftermath?
- Claire (Ex-Pat), California, USA
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Oh no - here we go again! Yet another publicity seeker looking for a moment of glory.
- Angie, Oundle
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Eight months and now this woman comes forward as a new witness! Why would it take this all this time to speak out ?
- Anne, Ipswich, England
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He looks like George Harrison… that WOULD be creepy.
- Marilyn, Phoenix, AZ USA
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The picture looks remarkably like George Harrison.
On a serious note, why has this woman approached News of the World now and not spoken to the police.
- Jo Kavanagh, Stansted, Essex
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I thought Met three would find Madeleine by Christmas?
- Mike, Ipswich
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Come on Clarence Mitchell. Is this what he is being paid to do? What a complete and utter farce.
- Pete, Leicestershire, England
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I need to buy another bag of salt!
- Pip, United Kingdom
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Has this woman had amnesia for eight months then - a bit late in the day to report seeing this person! Another lead up a dead alley I fear!
- Wendy, Alicante Spain
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I thought things had been a bit quiet the last few days. We can’t have that can we?
- Sara, Spain
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What continually intrigues me about this very sad case is the number of people, who months after the incident, come forward with some new “breakthrough” lead. Someone is continually pulling the strings to spread blame far and wide.
- Graham Young, Wellington. New Zealand
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Pictures of Madeleine will join pictures of Madeleine. What exactly does this mean.
- Mary, Manchester
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More nonsensical Spin. Of course there is no connection between Mari Luz and Madeleine. Mari Luz is believed to be the victim of someone known to her, which is often the case. What about Madeleine? Her “abduction” story is full of “creepy” stalkers and now, over eight months after she vanished, McCann’s private detectives come up with a Mrs Cooper and her description of a “suspect”. More rubbish!
- Anon, UK
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Another day! Another story! And of course the suspect has to be “creepy” looking. When will the spin end?
- David, UK
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In the most publisicised missing child case the world has ever seen, we get this only now?
- Mrs Mclean, London
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Now there’s a surprise! Another new “witness” appears out of a clear blue sky!
- Blueboy, Stockport
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Its a joke!
- Fishy, Bratislava, Slovak Republic
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Oh please, when is this going to stop? This is getting more ridiculous by the hour.
- Chriss, Kent
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Looks like an alien.
- Roger, Brighton
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“He speaks broken English”. Could have to do with the fact that Praia Da Luz actually is in Portugal.
- Mike, Luton
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You couldn’t make it up.. could you?
Praia Da Luz must have been crawling with thousands of weirdo’s last May.
- Petefergie, Bristol UK
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Firstly, he looks like he could be a missing BeeGee brother and secondly anyone with a sleeping child would have used the over the shoulder method of carrying, not the hold shown above.
- Carolfarrell, Worcestershire
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Jane Tanner confirmed: “The man in the new suspect picture strongly resembles the person I saw on May 3rd.”
Erm… pardon me? How can he resemble the man SHE saw as she has always claimed she never saw his face?
Very strange!
- Jenny, Devon UK
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Am I the only one that wonders why this information is just emerging? Madeleine disappeared over 7 months ago.
- Tammy, Milton Keynes UK
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Sorry he looks very much like George Harrison.
- E Pryor, Gravesend UK
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If you read the article properly, you will read that she did come forward at the time and made a statement but it wasn’t followed up.
- Allie, Newport
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Why didn’t the PJ release this image when they showed us the EGG shaped facemonths ago? What a joke?! And its not even funny!
- Claire, Kent
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Here we go again spin, spin and more spin. Its about time the M’s started answering some questions and stop interfering in the investigation.
- Dinks, Notts, UK
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And who will they get to play this persons part in the up and coming film?
- Reg, Aylesbury, Buck’s
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So what about Jane Tanners description which is entirely different?
- David, UK
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You people are not reading the article carefully. The witness said that she gave a statement regarding this man to the police which appears to have been ignored. More evidence of incompetance by the Portugese police.
- Anon, Gwynedd, Wales
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This is completely crazy. There is NO evidence of an abductor. How can anyone take this ridiculous picture seriously? And yes Marilyn and Jo - it’s the spit of poor George (on a bad day!)
- Debbie, Braunfels, Germany
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The other comments are right, he does look like George Harrison, and for goodness sake, why only now?
What about little Madeleine? She seems to have been forgotten, by and large, already.
- Jw, Hants, UK
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I remember this man, he had a part in the movie “Wrong Turn”.
- Anne-Kathrin, Kelkheim, Germany
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If this woman reported seeing this man straight away, why has it taken so long to release a photofit?
It doesn’t add up!
- Sue G, Perth Scotland
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Jane Tanner said she didn’t see the guy’s face. She also had severe problems remembering exactly what she saw (blanket or no blanket?) and also the timings of what happened on the night have never added up. Why is does the man in Jane’s sketch have perfectly slicked back hair, whereas the man in the new sketch has messy hair?
- Nikki, Ripon
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Well that got the BA crash off the front page.
- Richard, Mersin10, Turkey
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Because a person sees a man a few days before her disappearance, why does it make him ‘the man who snatched Madeleine’? And it what sense does he match Jane Tanner’s description?
- Kevin, Nottingham
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Why didn’t Jane Tanner do a detailed description of the face previously then, if she is so sure this is the man she saw that night? How can she say it is the same man, as I was under the impression she didn’t see his face fully. Were the clothes the same described its a bit hard to tell from the stetches?
- Shaz, Essex UK
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And where has this grandmother been the past 8 months?
- Sophie, Cornwall
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With apologies to Shakespeare, “The McCanns doth protest too much, methinks”.
- T, Keynsham
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When is the Metodo 3 contract up? I’m so sick of their hoaxes.
- Deek, Los Angeles
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Do you people who post on here ever read the articles properly? Mrs Cooper said she contacted the police when Madeleine went missing and made a statement! She heard no more. What is happening is people are encouraged to come forward and speak up to newspapers. Which does not suit the PJs one bit. What I find frightening with the inaccuracy of people, is that they do jury service.
- Kate G, London UK
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Blimey is he wearing those teeth in for Shergar? Please can we have a day without the McCanns spin? So is Mr Murat and his girlfriend now out of the frame?
- Derek, Devon UK
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Why don’t people READ these stories properly! This woman made a statement to the POLICE at the TIME, not just now ‘Although she called the police about the man after Madeleine went missing and even gave a statement, she was not contacted again about the matter.’
- Anna, Chesterfield
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Is Mr Murat and his girlfriend now out of the picture then? Will they get an apology? Or will he be put back in the frame again next week? I am sure he wouldn’t have put a wig and false teeth in!
- Sam, London UK
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Can’t have a plane crash or anything else getting the limelight can we. I know lets get another ‘witness’ with a ‘creepy’ sighting - that should do it.
- Dave H, Malvern
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The man who snatched Madeleine?
Without leaving any trace of her having been snatched?
- Diddy, Germany
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So now that Metodo have decided that there is no link between Madeleine and Mari Luz are the McCanns and fund still going to help Mari’s parents? Still going to put Mari’s picture on the posters?
- Dawn, England
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You haven’t read the reports: the lady in question phoned the police on May 7th, and they took a statement on May 21st LAST YEAR. She must have got annoyed at the lack of info and told someone more influential than our police.
- Lizzie, UK
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Yet another new witness? Praia Da Luz must have had a population of several hundred thousand who ’saw something’ - but we all know, in reality, few people if any saw anything truly significant.
So, why didn’t these so-called witnesses actually see anything meaningful? Perhaps because there was nothing to see.
- Simon, London
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My heart breaks at the callousness and utterly wilful ignorance of people who comment on this story. If you had any integrity you would read the story and see that the witness DID come forward and make police statements but NOTHING was done.
- Kate, Oxford
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This photofit looks exactly like the image most people have in their minds of a paedophile. In reality they do not stand out they blend in and are somebodies neighbour/relative.
Surely resort staff would have told anyone looking like this to move on or call the police?
- Jean, Rye E Sussex
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What happened to the DNA found in the boot of the hire car?
- Brynley Allen, Glos, UK
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Those people who are saying why wait eight months before reporting it have obviously not read the story properly. Mrs Cooper said she reported it to the police immediately after Maddie went missing and gave them a statement, but they have’nt contacted her since. Get your facts right before making hysterical comments.
- Peter C., Copthorne, UK
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Same old comments from same people, who discount everything, that might help the McCanns, I am sure if this person is real, which is more than possible, he would have spoken to, or been observed by someone, other than Mrs Cooper, as there is not a massive population in Praia De Luz I am sure the paper concerned should have no difficulty verifying this story, perhaps even the PJ could do it, if they are in work mode some day.
- Frank White, Newbridge Ireland
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Mrs Cooper says this guy looked odd and out of place yet didn` do anything i.e. phone police, warn other residents.
- Sheila Austin, Tunbridge Wells, UK
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Dave UK.
If you think this lates description is different to Jane Tanner’s, you should have gone to Specsavers mate!
- Emma, Dunstable Beds UK
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This is meaningless spin - a witness 8 months after the event with a description different to their previous “witness”.
These continuing stories have now become sickeningly annoying.
- Stuart, Plymouth, UK
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Please tell me why it has taken so long for this woman too come forward and give this fotofit, things are not adding up here.
- Steve, Hua Hin, Thailand.
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And all this once again precedes the McCann’s forthcoming interview with the police. (Yawn).. It’s all getting a bit much for me. Sorry guys.
- John B, Lancs
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Not a “new witness” as she reported the appearance of this man in late May. The information is newly released. Read the whole article. Don’t apply to be detectives.
- Alistair, Sandbanks UK
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Don’t any of you read the story? It states that the woman reported it to police in Portugal and UK straight after the sightings…
- Marie, Dublin
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Tanner could only describe an egg in clothing - now she says that the identikit was the man…its taken her 8 months to finally remember his face and back a witness who has crawled out of the woodwork after so long?
- Yvonne, Bideford, Devon
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Does anyone take this seriously?
- Ana, Stockholm Sweden
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I try to be positive when I read something about any “new” information that comes along regarding Maddy. I pray they find her but I believe this is “too little, too late”. I agree with the others that this fellow could have cleaned himself up by now not to look so scruffy.
If I see someone looking out of place I call the police. I wish others would. I am not finding fault with the woman who saw this man three times but come on. He did come to her door. Maybe he was casing one of her grandchildren out. I admit that the description of this man gives me the creeps too.
- Diane, USA
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Why has it taken eight months to release the e-fit of this man. This whole investigation is weak and pathetic, that poor little girl - if Madeleine is still alive she must be going throught absolute hell and she is still so tiny.
- Susan, Kent
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“The sketch, made from information from a new witness, bears similarities to one produced with information given by family friend Jane Tanner, who claims she saw a man carrying a child in his arms on the night Madeleine disappeared.”
No it doesn’t, Jane Tanner’s sketch had no face and was dressed differently. The only thing they have in common is they both appear to be men with two arms and two legs.
- Roger, Southwark, London
January 20th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Bottled it again Matt, to frightend to say what you think, making up statements to suit your lack of conviction, pun intended.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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Peter O Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
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They are kind of mediators for people who have committed an offense in one country and have their residency in an other …like the mccanns who “left” portugal without asking if they could…..but they WONT escape the PJ.
The docs are in hell right now and the PJ is going for them
January 20th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
198 clouseau
Very funny.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
302…Peter O
No Peter O…much more than that…They are Judicial Co-Ordinators.
Very powerful in fact with regard to International Police Investigations.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
295…Sledgehammer
You say it incorrectly then.
The Law has a Presumption of Innocence until proven Guilty in Court.
If they are “found guilty” after being Tried…then they must have been
Guilty before being Tried.
Presumption of Innocence does not mean being actually Innocent.
Now…I’ve got better things to do than putting you right on matters so
often.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
299 Matt. Says: January 20th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
293…Peter O
http://gazetadigitalmadeleinecase.blogspot.com/2008/01/eurojust-confirms-request-to-re.html
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Thanks Matt - Eurojust looks like an advisory/faciliatory body?
January 20th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Peter O, so if someone is guilty in your eyes and a court of law says they are not guilty, where does that leave the presumption that they were guilty, silly me I thought the presumption was innocent until proven otherwise. Sorry I now realise that you have the power to alter the law, and because I don’t subscribe to the abundance of crackpot theories does not mean that I am as blinkered as you.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
296
Annie_M Says:
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It seems the PJ is very well set up to shut them up/in…..thanks for the link.
Im sniffing,in tears for the GPs……
January 20th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
293…Peter O
http://gazetadigitalmadeleinecase.blogspot.com/2008/01/eurojust-confirms-request-to-re.html
January 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
best fun i have had for ages…
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w22/musher_bucket/katetache.jpg
have to say the hitler clip is the best thing for quite a while
January 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
295 Sledgehammer Says: January 20th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
You do like to bump your gums Matt, I say that the law says they are innocent as anyone is until proven otherwise, stop waffling and say if you think they are guilty.
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The “law” doesn’t say anything in this respect. Someone can indeed by “guilty”, albeit that guilt has yet to be proven in a court of law.
The fact is that people like you have no interest in uncovering the truth of what happened to Madeleine.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
262 DAYS MISSING AND.. MADDY’S BLUNDER COP BACK ON CASE
http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2008/01/20/262-days-missing-and-maddy-s-blunder-cop-back-on-case-98487-20291180/
January 20th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
You do like to bump your gums Matt, I say that the law says they are innocent as anyone is until proven otherwise, stop waffling and say if you think they are guilty.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
291
Matt. Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
288…Peter O
It is also a Fact that the case has been referred to EuroJust by the Portuguese
Authorities.
Dr G P….be very afraid.
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They are,they are…they are trying anything,everything but this doesnt work any more
January 20th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
291 Matt. Says: January 20th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
288…Peter O
It is also a Fact that the case has been referred to EuroJust by the Portuguese
Authorities.
Dr G P….be very afraid.
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I didn’t realise that had been confirmed? I’m been popping in and out past few days so not reading everything.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
288
Peter O Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
………It’s a fact that a significant number of people do not believe the McCann’s alleged version of events.
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People do not believe them and that is,since the very start of this sad story,exactely one month after Madeleine”s disappearance the PJ said they knew what was/had happening….
January 20th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
288…Peter O
It is also a Fact that the case has been referred to EuroJust by the Portuguese
Authorities.
Dr G P….be very afraid.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
287
Matt. Says:
January 20th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
285…jo
You thinking of calling the “Cowboys” ?
You got info ?
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A lot of info…..but NOT that one!
Anyhow…I am having fun to see the mccanns looking for lifeboats….
January 20th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Apparently Clarence Mitchell has now said that Madeleine was seen on the beach on may 3rd, yawwwwwwnnnnn.
But wait a second this man is meant to be looking after this couple and yet he is swinging them into the quicksand.
Once again who is Clarence really working for or should I say to whom does his allegiance lie?
Thought this would be appropriate. With grateful thanks to Hilaire Belloc.
Matilda
Matilda told such Dreadful Lies,
It made one Gasp and Stretch one’s Eyes;
Her Aunt, who, from her Earliest Youth,
Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth,
Attempted to Believe Matilda:
The effort very nearly killed her,
And would have done so, had not She
Discovered this Infirmity.
For once, towards the Close of Day,
Matilda, growing tired of play,
And finding she was left alone,
Went tiptoe to the Telephone
And summoned the Immediate Aid
Of London’s Noble Fire-Brigade.
Within an hour the Gallant Band
Were pouring in on every hand,
From Putney, Hackney Downs, and Bow.
With Courage high and Hearts a-glow,
They galloped, roaring through the Town,
“Matilda’s House is Burning Down!”
Inspired by British Cheers and Loud
Proceeding from the Frenzied Crowd,
They ran their ladders through a score
Of windows on the Ball Room Floor;
And took Peculiar Pains to Souse
The Pictures up and down the House,
Until Matilda’s Aunt succeeded
In showing them they were not needed;
And even then she had to pay
To get the Men to go away!
It happened that a few Weeks later
Her Aunt was off to the Theatre
To see that Interesting Play
The Second Mrs. Tanqueray.
She had refused to take her Niece
To hear this Entertaining Piece:
A Deprivation Just and Wise
To Punish her for Telling Lies.
That Night a Fire did break out—
You should have heard Matilda Shout!
You should have heard her Scream and Bawl,
And throw the window up and call
To People passing in the Street—
(The rapidly increasing Heat
Encouraging her to obtain
Their confidence)—but all in vain!
For every time she shouted “Fire!”
They only answered “Little Liar!”
And therefore when her Aunt returned,
Matilda, and the House, were Burned.
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