Anorak | When Page 3 Girls Age: Jo Guest Is ‘Dying’

When Page 3 Girls Age: Jo Guest Is ‘Dying’

by | 22nd, January 2008

joguest.jpg “JO GUEST I AM DYING Page 3 legend is left crippled by mystery bug.”

Says the former glamour model: “I feel I need a miracle now I’m scared I’m dying.”
Page 3 girls never die, of course, they merely find God, pets and a presenting job on Nuts TV .

But Jo is changed. This is the Star’s “exclusive” (based on Guest’s appearance on GMTV and the Mirror’s “Bloated Jo Guest says illness has ruined her life”). Fans will be shocked to see that her platinum blonde hair is now dark. Some will be unable to look.

Things are so bad that “Jo has been reduced to selling her G-strings and other modelling items on her website and on eBay.” The Anorak has often wondered if such items truly are the model’s own are or just bought in a job lot and warmed on the radiator or on the hands of a burley packer before being dispatched to “frantic of Solihull”?

Says Jo: “I’ve had a CT scan and blood tests. I’m desperate for a

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