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Fattening Up On Victoria Beckham’s Slim Pickings

by | 23rd, January 2008

victoriabeckham_eating.jpg “I DON’T CARE IF I’M FAT,” says Victoria Beckham.

And it that’s not enough: “OUR CAR BOOT SALE, MY NEW TV ROLE & PLAYING DOMINOES WITH DEMI MOORE & ASHTON.”

To think that once we masticated on who was Posher Rebecca Loos, Peterborough United FC (‘The Posh’) or Beckham? La Beckham is know so common that the old debate is akin to working out which Royal is the more useful, Prince Edward or Prince Andrew.

Before we get to Posh, though, OK! announces: “Victoria Beckham is going to be a mum!”
We could interject and say that Posh is already a mum, chiefly to Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz. But to step in and quell the fires of joyous news is rude and common, so we remain mute.

On listening further it turns out that “OK!’s very own soothsayer, Sally Morgan, believes” Posh will get pregnant some time in the future.

Posh may even be pregnant right now. Today! OK! says

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