Amy Winehouse And Peter Dohety’s New Single
LOOK out for Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse’s collaboration on the Hokey Cokey.
The Mirror reports that Winehouse is “BACK TO REHAB”. She is currently performing at the Capio nightingale Hospital in North London.
As the photographs in the venue’s eatery show, this is the celebrity rest home where Doherty also spent a while.
It is hoped that Winehouse will experience similar successes to Doherty for whom the clinic was an unmitigated success. He is now as clean as a Al Gore’s fridge freezer.
However, the clinic, as with so many clinics, seems to be accessed via a revolving door.
There are recorded examples of celebrities failing to beat their demons first time around and needing to return.
They put their left foot in, their left foot out, they do the hokey cokey and they turn around.
They put their wholeselves in, their wholeselves out, they do the hockey cokey and they turn around.
And that’s what it’s all about…
Posted: 25th, January 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 27th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Is this the sort of garbage that you call journalism? I have recently come to realize that British tabloids are the absolute worst in the world but this really is low even for your ilk. Does this even rise to the level of a tabloid or is this just a blog, (What is Anorak, anyway, besides a kind of jacket?), created by a self-righteous simpleton who can do no better than to look down his nose at others but has no compunction about writing nonsense in a feeble attempt to be clever? Referencing a photo that very clearly isn’t what you claim it to be should be libel but since noone believes your lies I guess that it doesn’t matter. Don’t give up your day job.
What a hypocrite! What AWFUL people Amy and Pete are but you have no problem publicizing their failings, decrying their sins, which of course is just an entirely inadequate cover for your real goal of making a bit of money for yourself. You think that you’re better? Ms. Winehouse is just a poor, weak fool who is killing herself and hurting those of her family and real friends who actually have the capability of feeling something for her. You are nothing but a parasite who contributes nothing to society-just an attention whore lacking in all humanity-but is happy to suck the life out of those who might add to our all-too-brief existence. Bravo. Why don’t you just admit that you hate yourself for the banal mediocrity that is your ‘human’ existence and are jealous of the fact that if it were you and not Amy in this situation noone would give a cr*p?
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For goodness sake this is satirical take on the Gossip periodicals. What on earth do you think we are, the Holy Bible?
Anorak is a spoof on the gossips.
These celebs should be in control of their own lives, and if not , why not?