
Young Blades Needed In Dancing On Ice Meltdown
MORE thrills in the world of pre-celebrity ice dancing as GMTV’s roving reporter Michael Underwood falls to the ice.
His ankle is broken.
Underwood now adds his name to a lengthening roll of honour:
Lusardi, Linda (hairline fracture)
Shaw, Suzanne (scalp sliced open)
Soon the show’s producers will be forced to enlist people from everyday walks of life, hand them a stretchy Lycra singlet and some blades.
What we thought would never happen again may be soon made so. We are running out of celebrities on the frontline and need reserves.
Call Anthea Turner. Sound the bugle. Last call for Anthea Turner…
Posted: 25th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 25th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Where is the Anorak Ice Queen?
Would Young Mr Anorak do us proudly in tights and a huge lunchbox or will he continue to hide his prowess under a pair of dangerously unsupported M&S knickers?
There’s more than one way to pick up embarrassing injuries.