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Canterbury Moves To Ban The French

by | 25th, January 2008

canterbury.jpg ALL aboard the coach to Canterbury. And Canterbury has standards.

In the council chambers, the town’s burgers are discussing important matters, namely a proposal for a new coach park.

Talk turns to users of the coach park and what sort of persons the venue will attract.

Says Liberal Democrat councillor Alex Perkin, a moderate: “I’m not sure we want tourists who spray their hair green and squirt silly string all over the place.”

Then: “What we need is quality tourism and people who come for a few days and stay in our hotels.”

What Canterbury requires as

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