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Blake’s Media Medium For ‘Dead’ Amy Winehouse

by | 27th, January 2008

seance.jpg THE jailed husband of junkie singer Amy Winehouse has warned her: “Quit smoking crack or you’ll be dead in three months.”

Blake Fielder-Civil , Mr Amy Winehouse, is talking to the News of the World from his digs inside Pentonville prison.

Says Blake: “Every day I fear the prison chaplain is going to walk into my cell and break the news that Amy is dead.”

Readers may wonder how Blake, awaiting trial over allegations of trial-fixing and GBH, has managed to save up enough phone card credits to call the tabloid press, or if they have called him on secret mobile phone.

It turns out that Blake is speaking not directly to the papers but through his “devoted mum Georgette”.

Channelling Blake 

Mum’s eyes roll back into her skull as she channels her misled son. Says Blake:

“My parents have both pleaded with me to divorce Amy and I told her so before she finally agreed to go in for treatment. They think she’s the Black Widow who will be the death of me if I don’t end our marriage. But I’d prefer to have a short life with Amy than a long life without her.”

This is, of course, not mum talking but her boy.  Georgette is not like Amy’s mum, who wrote a letter to her daughter and then posted it to the tabloids. Georgette know how

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Posted: 27th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink