FOLLOWING news of the world’s worst museum, we tell you of the world’s worst zoo: Pete Doherty’s World Of Animals.
The Star reports that Doherty (“Pet Doherty”) has to date collected a three-legged hedgehog, a rat with no tail and “lots of kittens”.
These kittens may be related to the cat Pete appeared to be encouraging to smoke crack cocaine.
A source says that Pete “hopes that by the end of the year he will be able to open his pet rescue centre at Marlborough to local schools so they can educate children about animals”.
But don’t all rush just yet. Schools should only book the outing once Pete has caught the Daddy Long Legs with the broken leg and ‘Slippy’ the silverfish…
Posted: 28th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 1st, 2008 at 5:54 am
f*ck off leave him u media scum bags-hypocrites- bet u sniff coke in the office