
Deconstructing Britney Spears: Media Studies
BRITNEY Spears is sitting on a low wall.
Britney Spears is wearing a Tommy Trinder-style trilby hat, an anorak and a small Yorkshire Terrier.
Britney Tears (Mail) is wearing a pair of denim hotpants (not visble) and a “fedora hat” (back to hat class for the Mail).
Britney Spears says: “I’m fine. I’m sitting for once and having a nice time with my dog.”
Britney Spears is suffering from “mental issues”, suggest Barbara Walters on The View TV show.
Britney Spears’s agent Sam Lufti told Barabra Walters that Britney was starting “some kind of treatment”.
Britney Spears’ dog is called London.
Britney Spears is not alone. Kylie Minogue says she can help her.
Discuss. Debate. And contrast.
And in 300 words or less tell us what you think Britney Spears is doing, and what she should do next…
Posted: 30th, January 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 30th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
did Will Smith date Britney as well?
January 30th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
“Boom-boom-boom-shake da room - W. Smith
January 30th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I deconstruct everything - it’s made my life a stagnant pit of misery.
Paralysis by analysis - as Will Smith once said.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Britney has deconstructed herself.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Britney has realised she can be famous for living, so what’s the point of working.
She’s also realised that people talk trash about her and she can fill all her waking hours obsessing about it and trying to counter it.
She’s also realised that being a rich, lazy slut who drinks and eats too much is the ultimate expression of the American Dream.
She’s also realised she’s the female Elvis and we’ll love her no matter how shitty her life gets just like we wont love Xtina no matter how talented she is.
Or I’ve realised it and she’s just running round like a nutter.