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Feel The Burn With Sarah Ferguson

by | 30th, January 2008

hell.jpg “THE Duchess of York nearly burnt her house down yesterday after leaving a scented candle alight in a toilet.”

So reports the Sun in story that could only be more blessed with Anorak’s pet irritants had Fergie been distracted from her housework by the sight of Noel Edmonds’ conversations with God on Deal Or No Deal.

It is a little known truth that the fires of hell are infused with the scent

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Posted: 30th, January 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink