Anorak | Fernando Aguirre Is Colombia’s Osama Bin Laden

Fernando Aguirre Is Colombia’s Osama Bin Laden

by | 30th, January 2008

bin-laden-colombia.jpg WILL the real Osama bin Laden please stand up…

The world’s most wanted man might be dead. He might be alive. But however hard we look, not one sighting of Osama bin Laden has been reported in the press.

Bin Laden is famously tall, well over nine feet high, but when seated in a dimly lit cave he looks not a lot unlike a bearded Lord Lucan . Add some styling gel and who can deny the likeness to Elvis Presley . A sex change, some hair dye and a swarthy male companion and Bin Laden is Princess Diana . Some say he could pass for Rick Astley .

But no one has seen Bin Laden. Until now.


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